Worst Sentence You ever read

[AHMETxRock]

Technically correct but because of all the qualifiers the plural is forgotten and the "were" sounds wrong.

And it all falls to pieces on that last sentence bro.
Edit-addition. Someone make a pun out of this.
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/awfultruth ... m-20090504
Check out the last sentence. Also, this is worthy of an entire new update?

[LordRetard]

Never mind whether or not it is correct according to prescriptivist rules, it's just damn awkward.

[FengharTheNord]

Never mind whether or not it is correct according to prescriptivist rules, it's just damn awkward.

Seconded.

[super mario]

anything from Matthew Riley

[Kimra]

Worst. Line. Ever.

Twilight (and thank god I don't have the book to reference this from)

Love sick girl and vampy in a clearing. Girl smells bloodsucking Vampy's breath: “sweet, delicious, it made my mouth water.”

It also wins the 'eww' award.

[mountainmage]

Did it really say that? Man, I didn't think my opinion of Twilight could go any lower. I guess to achieve perfect loathing I'd have to actually read it, but that ain't happening.

[Kimra]

Ah, I looked it up for you mountainmage the exact quote is: "As I had just that once before, I smelled his cool breath in my face. Sweet, delicious, the scent made my mouth water."

For more gems such as this I recommend this page http://ih8mygeneration.multiply.com/journal/item/76 and it's aptly named "Lines that made me laugh out loud"

It also includes a nice Catalog breakdown of the novel. In case you want to be horribly scared without the pain of reading the book itself.

[AHMETxRock]

I read it parts of it. I really can't see why is it funny.

[mountainmage]

It's funny because of how mind-bogglingly stupid and prattling it is. It's like a fanfiction writer got a hold of a thesaurus and tossed in every adjective for beauty she could get her grimy, stubby hands on.

[Sahan]

Haha, incandescent chests! Yeah, I don't think she really understood the adjectives she was using, which is why I found it worth a chuckle.

[LordRetard]

Wasn't that part of the plot, though? Like, his skin sparkled in the sun? I remember everyone talking about that because it was just bizarre.

[Cirtur]

Yeah, they're not vampires. They're superhumans who might, you know, maybe want to have some blood? But not really, we can do without it.

Also. Paedos.

[Sahan]

Shiny skin? I'm pretty sure robots can't be vampires too. Also, incandescent implies light being emitted due to heating, so perhaps this was just a slightly less nerdy-sounding way of saying 'OMG Edward Cullen is so HOT, he emits blackbody radiation in the frequency of visible light!'

[Rainbow]

I am creating a plan to symbolically burn the twilight trilogy to express my detest for society. Hooray for napalm!

[Cirtur]

Napalm? Hardcore book burners use petrol, wood and deodorant.