e-Book vs. Paperback
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Re: e-Book vs. Paperback
I'll keep it in my pants where its nice and safe and warm.
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Re: e-Book vs. Paperback
It'll go bad that way, you better put it in the fridge!
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Re: e-Book vs. Paperback
That doesn't sound very erotic at all.
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I have a fridge in my pants.
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Oh. Well, carry on then.
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Re: e-Book vs. Paperback
Is that so you can always blame shrinkage due to cold?FengharTheNord wrote:I have a fridge in my pants.
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Is it innappropriate to say burn when the conversation is discussing chillyness and small manhoods?Khazd wrote:Is that so you can always blame shrinkage due to cold?FengharTheNord wrote:I have a fridge in my pants.
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Re: e-Book vs. Paperback
Seeing as the sides of fridges usually get really hot, I'd say it is very appropriate.
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Oh my they do!
But yes, I do keep keep a fridge in my pants as an excuse for small testes.
But yes, I do keep keep a fridge in my pants as an excuse for small testes.
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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I'm pretty sure he was not talking about the testes.
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ffffiinne, and penes.
I have multiple, you know. Gotta always have some back-up.
I have multiple, you know. Gotta always have some back-up.
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Re: e-Book vs. Paperback
Fixed that for you. It was expected for you to carry pastas in that fridge. That's what the cool kids do.FengharTheNord wrote:ffffiinne, and pennes.
I have multiple, you know. Gotta always have some back-up.
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Pasta backup is the most reliable form of backup there is. Seems sensible that the cool kids do that.
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Pasta backup sounds like someone ate Kraft Mac 'N Cheese and became constipated.
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