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Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:09 pm
by smiley_cow
mountainmage wrote:Well I did see an AOL news headline that said "Pirates hijack boat, find surprise." For the sake of making you feel better, I could say the surprise was a whole lot of books.
That works!
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:20 am
by AHMETxRock
smiley_cow wrote:mountainmage wrote:Well I did see an AOL news headline that said "Pirates hijack boat, find surprise." For the sake of making you feel better, I could say the surprise was a crew of greased up gay strippers.
That works!
Keeping smiley's response in context makes it funnier to me.
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:48 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
I know I'd be surprised.
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:25 am
by LordRetard
Frankly, when you're a pirate, what you see is what you get.
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:11 pm
by mountainmage
It's a good thing I have sunglasses with mp3s painted on them!
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:37 pm
by LordRetard
I'm 98% sure you are a liar.
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:40 pm
by mountainmage
What are you willing to bet on that 2%?
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:45 pm
by LordRetard
Did you see Transformers? Man that was a shitty movie.
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:46 pm
by mountainmage
I saw the first one and didn't like it, so I haven't seen the second one.
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:02 pm
by LordRetard
I was talking about the first one. You know where he's selling the glasses and the code is imprinted on them? Like we were just talking about.
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:13 pm
by mountainmage
Oh, I see. I tried to block the movie from my mind, especially all of the human "comedy relief", a.k.a. the majority of the damn movie.
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:13 pm
by Oldrac the Chitinous
The only part I remember of that movie was when John Turturro showed up and I was like, "Hey! It's John Turturro!"
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:26 am
by Lethal Interjection
Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:The only part I remember of that movie was when John Turturro showed up and I was like, "Hey! It's John Turturro!"
He was definitely the best part of those movies.
That said, he's very often the best part of any movies he's in.*
*Except Rounders. He was great in it, for sure, but the whole movie was boss.
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:39 am
by Kimra
Lethal Interjection wrote:That said, he's very often the best part of any movies he's in.
And after IMDBing* him I am inclined to agree. Especially in regards to Mr. Deeds.
Emilio: I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.**
*yes that's a verb.
**I quote this far far too much.
Re: Pirates? (Literary Edition)
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:56 am
by Lethal Interjection
Kimra wrote:Especially in regards to Mr. Deeds.
Very happy you mentioned it. I nearly included it in my first post as an example, but thought I would let my statement stand on its own.