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Edminster wrote:

Google wrote:Your search - Chyaodksadlksaj - did not match any documents.

Mind explaining what it is?

/whisper/ It's not actually a word, it's that tenticled beast from before that Apocalyptus' brother wants to tattoo on himself, but I couldn't be bothered even considering how to spell it so I used humour to pretend it was spelt correctly, when it was really just me hitting the keyboard. /end whisper/

My funny answer is in my other pants.

Aw, I was hoping to learn of a new betentacled horror. Instead, I find out you just meant Cthulhu, the cuddliest of all Elder Gods.

Edminster wrote:Aw, I was hoping to learn of a new betentacled horror. Instead, I find out you just meant Cthulhu, the cuddliest of all Elder Gods.

I could make up one for you. Would you like that?

Yes, I would enjoy that very much. Your key words to place in the story are blancmange, lamington, flan, and Balut. Only one of those things is delicious, the rest turn my stomach.

You like Balut?

Edminster wrote:Aw, I was hoping to learn of a new betentacled horror. Instead, I find out you just meant Cthulhu, the cuddliest of all Elder Gods.

Here's three of them, each more terrifying than the last!

I only take my info on the Elder Gods from Mr Straub of chainsawsuit.


I MEAN NO I DON'T HE IS THE ENEMY


UM UM

HAIL ZACH

Don't worry, Zach is perfectly fine with webcomic polygamy. He and his "linky buddies" often have online orgies.

Sit down. Take off your pants.


It's all cool in this industry.

And really, the internet in general. Unless you're in a library.

If I see a guy with his pants off I'm taking a sick day.

Understandable. I don't know why, but the people who take their pants off in a library are never good looking. A fascinating phenomenon.

It's probably because everyone who goes into a library is fucking disgusting.

Who's disgusting?

You. Whenever you go into a library.