Anyone here read Vellum: Book of all Hours?
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It was a decent comedic device. Better than most time travel gags. What did not make sense to you?
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He means that it was explained enough to get the plot moving and jokes put in, but not enough that we could write a paper based on it and win the nobel prize.
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I would settle for a steak and blowjob.
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Combine the two: get a blow job from a cow.
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But I see smiley as just a friend!
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Okay then. Get a job as a cowboy and mix it up.
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At my previous college we actually established a "Steak and Blowjob" day celebrating all the best things in life. The strangest part? It was established by a woman, and she's allergic to semen. I'm sure that sounds like something I made up on the spot but I assure you, it's true, and furthermore, if I were to make something up it would involve blimps in some way, shape, or form.AHMETxRock wrote:I would settle for a steak and blowjob.
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How does that work?Raziel wrote:At my previous college we actually established a "Steak and Blowjob" day celebrating all the best things in life. The strangest part? It was established by a woman, and she's allergic to semen. I'm sure that sounds like something I made up on the spot but I assure you, it's true, and furthermore, if I were to make something up it would involve blimps in some way, shape, or form.AHMETxRock wrote:I would settle for a steak and blowjob.
I'll hold you to the blimp thing.
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How does what work? Steak and Blowjob day? Basically we all skip school, go out and buy steaks, and joke about sex all day.Euclidthegreek wrote:How does that work?Raziel wrote:At my previous college we actually established a "Steak and Blowjob" day celebrating all the best things in life. The strangest part? It was established by a woman, and she's allergic to semen. I'm sure that sounds like something I made up on the spot but I assure you, it's true, and furthermore, if I were to make something up it would involve blimps in some way, shape, or form.AHMETxRock wrote:I would settle for a steak and blowjob.
I'll hold you to the blimp thing.
Being allergic to semen? Well, if it touches her she breaks out in a rash, and were she to swallow her throat would close and she'd die.
Or do you mean the blimp thing? Well, I suppose that my explination that would involve a blimp would probably go something along the lines of:
The scene: New York City, year 2501. Advancements in medical technology have allowed man to bring back the dead, so naturally Nikola Tesla was resurected first. Tesla, being ifinitely smarter than any other man of the time has invented a time machine, in which he plans on going back to the past to stop the formation of Steak and Blowjob day, for it was the invention of that seemingly innocent holiday which led to the 2011 plague and the death of 3/4ths of the world's population. Tesla, taking his time machine (a blimp equipped with a flux capacitor) looked one last time at the world of the future that he loves so dearly and then headed out for the hell hole known as modern day...
Okay, so that was crappy, but it involved blimps, Nikola Tesla, time travel, and a plague, and to be fair I'm sick as all hell here and can't keep a straight line of thought. If it isn't good enough then meh.
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I meant about the semen allergy.
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Ta da! Any more questions? lol
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