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Yes!

How could you Apocalyptus? I thought that you loved me... was it all a lie? Did you ever really mean our love or were you faking it the whole time??

Cirtur, wha?

When Cirtur is drunk, he writes rambling but coherent nonsense with horrible spelling, but currently he is writing concise but incoherent nonsense with perfect spelling. So I guess that means he is anti-drunk?

I can drunk-type with perfect spelling pretty easily, myself.

Perhaps then you should only compose when inebriated

But my spelling's fine sober, too.

*ahem* whatever helps you sleep at night

Lord Retard never sleeps.

He swears he only rests his eyes. Definitely not asleep at all, they weren't snores they were snuffles of derision at the people who thought he was asleep

I was awake for 24 hours straight, actually. Which is strange inasmuch as I spend more time asleep than awake normally (I am the only person I know who does this above the age of three).

Anyway I don't sleep, I wait dreaming.

I like to believe that the time I spend dreaming is the time I am truly awake... its definitely the reason I spend so much time in bed. Perhaps I am the antithesis of Lord Retard

A 'Lady Genius', if you will?

I do believe I will. It suits quite well... mine would be a rival fiefdom, rich in knowledge yet poor in populous

Populace is the noun. Populous is the adjective.

Pretend I inserted Ed's mortarboard smiley here.

I will!