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LordRetard wrote:I was awake for 24 hours straight, actually. Which is strange inasmuch as I spend more time asleep than awake normally (I am the only person I know who does this above the age of three).

Anyway I don't sleep, I wait dreaming.

Hi, I'm Kimra. I'm older than three and can spend as many as 20 hours a day asleep, with a bare minimum of 9 hours, but an average of about 12 hours a day asleep. Now you know of me.

Ok we definitely are the same person.

oh no I am no longer unique and interesting

"no longer" is where you went wrong

I would just like the to say, as someone who not only suffers from regular bouts of insomnia but considers any night where I get more than four hours of sleep a success, I hate you all.

Actually I'm pretty amazed that people can spend more time asleep than they can awake, the only time I have ever managed to sleep longer than 12 hours is after I've been up for more than forty hours straight. And even that's only ever happened twice.

Most people are convinced that there is something wrong with me but honestly I don't mind at all.

Hey Smiley, I have a mixture of insomnia and intense sleepiness that I attribute to bein' a teen and all of my fucking problems.

As a fellow teenager, I sympathise to a degree. But a part of me also says no one understands me!!

Homework is so lame

And parents

And like, teachers are totally there to like, ruin my life. I am so like, special and different in the way I am rebelling by acting like all my slutty friends

I'm not exactly slutty but whatever...

Thats not what Sheena said. She said that last saturday you where in the you know with you know who doing you know what and thats not all

That lying whore!!

Is LordRetard going to have to slap a bitch?

I can see no other way.