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Death's Wishes

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Sahan » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:04 am

Well, seeing as I've never heard of Hooters, I was going to say something more general.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Lethal Interjection » Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:07 pm

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:39 pm

You don't have to bring your car to the mechanic. You have to bring it to the vet.
You've been driving some kind of freakish meat wagon around and now it's contracted inoperable engine cancer because you keep pouring gasoline into it. The doctors there will put it to sleep as humanely as possible and then send you the bill.

I wish buses came by here a few more times per hour.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Lethal Interjection » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:18 pm

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Astrogirl » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:41 pm

You have fall weather all year round. This means lots of cold, rain, wind and thunderstorms. You are hit by a lightning, as the probability increased a lot.

I wish my boss weren't so pushy and timeunderestimagingy.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Kimra » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:05 pm

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Astrogirl » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:14 pm

crogression? !
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby sotic » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:34 pm

Welcome to English nouns that have no number.
Wind catches lily / Scatt'ring petals to the wind: / Segmentation fault
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:32 am

Your boss is less pushy and no longer understands time. He fires you because he suspects that you have worked a negative number of hours today.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Lethal Interjection » Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:03 am

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Astrogirl » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:27 pm

Each of the pennies in your coffee can is a 100$ bill.

The IRS / local tax agency finds out about your fortune and demands an explanation how you earned the money. You can't tell. You are arrested and spend 10 years in prison.

I wish there was more going on in the forum.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Edminster » Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:25 pm

There is more going on in the forum! You don't recognize anyone; the stream of new people is too voluminous and among the sea of voices you can no longer hear any of the friends you have made here. Eventually, the ancient installation begins crumbling under the weight of so many. The Great Rebalancing begins, the time foretold in the Lexicon is upon us. The forum is destroyed, but a galactic civilization rises...

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Asherian » Sun Apr 28, 2019 1:21 am

As pure as the driven snow.
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Re: Death's Wishes

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