They are it's just I'm lazy and ninety percent of the time I'm on the computer I have a headache or some other malady plaguing my drawing skills. And when I don't, I'm usually drawing something else. It just takes me a while to get these things out and I think it's better for me so I don't go all crazy and give up completely.AHMETxRock wrote:Since our bull-shit responses aren't getting anywhere...
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DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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>>After doing so, yell "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!"
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>>After doing so yell "Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats!"
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gödel stop spreading fud
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You forgot the "Ho!" at the end.
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And you forgot 'I have the power!' at the end.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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Row, Row, Fight Dah Powah?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
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Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Life is but a dream....Cirtur wrote:Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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There's a comedy one as well that goes
And then people would scream.Comedy Version wrote:Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
If you see a crocodile don't forget to scream.
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how does conan not lead with this in every show? hillarious i say! crocodiles and screaming instead of gently down the streaming!? genius!Cirtur wrote:There's a comedy one as well that goes
And then people would scream.Comedy Version wrote:Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
If you see a crocodile don't forget to scream.
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It shatters the expectation of a gentle merry rowing with such an unexpectedly brilliant twist of events, but most importantly, it offers an informative and easy-to-remember guide for dealing with crocodiles. Perhaps it is not quite as hilarious however, as the parody version of Jingle Bells incorporating Batman and Robin.
Jingle Bells,
Batamn smells,
Robin laid an egg...
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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The Batmobile lost its wheels, and the joker got away!
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Hmm, now that I think about it, that would be quite the serious dilemma there, so perhaps the humour there is darker than I first realised.
Ever heard the myth/anecdote that Ring-a-ring-a-rosey was based on The Black Death?
Ever heard the myth/anecdote that Ring-a-ring-a-rosey was based on The Black Death?
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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It actually was. I wrote a report on that in grade 7. I will see if I still have it somewhere.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine,
horny at the zoo.
(to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
When my friend sang me that I nearly fell over laughing. He just started singing it out of nowhere and it was hilarious.
screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine,
horny at the zoo.
(to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
When my friend sang me that I nearly fell over laughing. He just started singing it out of nowhere and it was hilarious.
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