Dirty Limericks.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
Hopefully in the counting part so that he sees he wrote a 5-8-5 instead of a 5-7-5.
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1. Line
2. Line
3. Line
4. Line
5. that's
6. four
7. times
2. Line
3. Line
4. Line
5. that's
6. four
7. times
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Ah! I see what happened. I counted "that's" as 'that is'.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
A rondeau. It's dirty because the subject matter is Ahmet, whom I hate.
I hate Ahmet with all my heart,
From where I saw his buttocks part,
I could not hide from his mad grin,
I want to punch his face right in,
And forget the smell of his fart.
He dresses like a poor French tart,
He cannot play Mario Kart,
He's ugly underneath the skin,
I hate Ahmet.
Why did this hatred ever start?
I read his posts, that played its part,
And now I can't ignore the din,
His breath smells like its made of sin,
I sorely wish he would depart,
I hate Ahmet.
I hate Ahmet with all my heart,
From where I saw his buttocks part,
I could not hide from his mad grin,
I want to punch his face right in,
And forget the smell of his fart.
He dresses like a poor French tart,
He cannot play Mario Kart,
He's ugly underneath the skin,
I hate Ahmet.
Why did this hatred ever start?
I read his posts, that played its part,
And now I can't ignore the din,
His breath smells like its made of sin,
I sorely wish he would depart,
I hate Ahmet.
Pirate.
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That was pretty good, actually. I'd write up a response right now, but in ten minutes I'm attending a seminar in which I become magically qualified to work.
Also, I've had my poems published. I'm qualified to judge the integrity of people's writings, you see.
Also, I've had my poems published. I'm qualified to judge the integrity of people's writings, you see.
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didn't we already have a discussion about scam poetry publications on this forum?AHMETxRock wrote:That was pretty good, actually. I'd write up a response right now, but in ten minutes I'm attending a seminar in which I become magically qualified to work.
Also, I've had my poems published. I'm qualified to judge the integrity of people's writings, you see.
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We did indeed. I think he just covered his ears and screamed "I'm not listening, I'm not listening!"ruotwocone wrote:didn't we already have a discussion about scam poetry publications on this forum?AHMETxRock wrote:That was pretty good, actually. I'd write up a response right now, but in ten minutes I'm attending a seminar in which I become magically qualified to work.
Also, I've had my poems published. I'm qualified to judge the integrity of people's writings, you see.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
There once was a man named Dick,
He was a gynormous prick,
Standing up to his name,
Was an impossible aim,
So he settled for the telling, Quick.
He was a gynormous prick,
Standing up to his name,
Was an impossible aim,
So he settled for the telling, Quick.
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That last line was a bit awkward, I don't really get it.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
It's late, I made it up. Find your own meaning, any real poetry works that way anyway.
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Also, prink doesn't rhyme with quick or Dick.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
REAL poetry doesn't have to rhyme, or so Kimra would have us believe.Lethal Interjection wrote:Also, prink doesn't rhyme with quick or Dick.
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No need to point it out, ya prink!
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