Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:40 am
Well how should I know? You could be being intentional obtuse or you could be dumb - it's hard to tell sometimes.
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Yes! Now I know you guys have been waiting a long time for it, so here it is:Apocalyptus wrote:There once was a whore called Sue
Who filled up hercu-vagina with glue
"If they pay to get in,"
She said with a grin
"they'll pay to get out of it too!"
That sad thing is that the dirtiest ones I know are from a friend, who was told them by her Mum.
Now if I can remember the necrophilia one, you guys are in for a treat!
Sorry to be so late to the party, but:GUTCHUCKER wrote:When good sense and decency hid
Necromancer eternalfrost did
Take it into his head
To raise from the dead
A two year old thead piece of shid.
*shrug* Well, I've lived a good one.Sahan wrote:I'm sorry, but it's an unforgivable offence. The punishment is death.