Egyptian Telephone!
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Egyptian Telephone!
All right guys, Egyptian Telephone time! I'll start: "Egyptians are jerks."
who will answer the call
who will answer the call
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Re: Latest Comic Discussion 2: This time, it's personal.
I'll pick it up.
"Egyptians art turks? I'll pass the message on, post haste!"
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"Egyptians art turks? I'll pass the message on, post haste!"
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!
Hello? No I do not want my very own luxury pyramid! Oh, I see. That's serious.
Apparently Egyptians are Turks. I shall dial a forum members phone number purely at random and tell them this.
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Apparently Egyptians are Turks. I shall dial a forum members phone number purely at random and tell them this.
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Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!
Thank you for calling Habib's House of Hummus.
All our operators are currently busy.
Your call is important to us.
Please hold.
"I would walk five hundred miles <scratchy insert> for Habib's Hummus </scratchy insert>"...
[10 minutes of IWWFHMFHH later]
All our operators are still busy managing the national hummus shortage.
Your call is being re-directed.
We apologise for the inconvenience.
Ring.Ring.
All our operators are currently busy.
Your call is important to us.
Please hold.
"I would walk five hundred miles <scratchy insert> for Habib's Hummus </scratchy insert>"...
[10 minutes of IWWFHMFHH later]
All our operators are still busy managing the national hummus shortage.
Your call is being re-directed.
We apologise for the inconvenience.
Ring.Ring.
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!
Edgy Shins are turds?
This must be fwded to all my friends, lol.
This must be fwded to all my friends, lol.
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!
What the hell is this trying to say? the eggy shins are turned? What is that meant to mean? Oh well, the internet told me so it must be important. I shall inform the local authorities post haste!
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!
The action's returned?
Well it's about time! I am going to call all my friends and tell them about this right now ba-ring ba-ring.
Well it's about time! I am going to call all my friends and tell them about this right now ba-ring ba-ring.
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!
Nackle burns?
EDIT: Hey, what happened to the NaCl filter?
EDIT: Hey, what happened to the NaCl filter?
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!
Why are you telling me about Tacky old Perms?
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!
Packy-o-derms? Don't you mean Pachyderms?
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!
What about a third of winos?
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Egyptian Telephone!
Is this another of those weird British slang things again? Because I have no idea what
Bird-centric Gynos
could even begin to mean.
Bird-centric Gynos
could even begin to mean.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud