Metaphor
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Re: Metaphor
I don't think I can. However much you warn us it will still be shocking, fresh and avant-garde.
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Re: Metaphor
heyApocalyptus wrote:I don't think anyone's ever been forcibly ejected from the closet via metaphor before. It's a forum, perhaps even world first!
NO
NO
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED
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Re: Metaphor
You DR, you really need to learn to accept yourself for you who you are. This really isn't healthy.
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Re: Metaphor
Well I'm here to say that DR doesn't have to bend over and accept his fate. As a born-again christian, I have the power to cure him of gayness.
Do you want that, Don?
Do you want that, Don?
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Re: Metaphor
I DON'T NEED TO BE CURED OF GAYNESS
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY
OKAY
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY
OKAY
Astrogirl wrote:Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
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Re: Metaphor
Oh, he changed his mind at the last minute and said "Okay."
So let Christ hold you in his strong carpenter arms, DR, and just love the gayness out of you.
So let Christ hold you in his strong carpenter arms, DR, and just love the gayness out of you.
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Re: Metaphor
NO
JESUS LOVES ME
BUT NOT IN THAT WAY
JESUS LOVES ME
BUT NOT IN THAT WAY
Astrogirl wrote:Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
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Re: Metaphor
Feel the lord's powerful thrusts of energy to pump the gay out of your body.
Unnnh unnnh it's coming unnnh *splurge*
That'll be $1500
Unnnh unnnh it's coming unnnh *splurge*
That'll be $1500
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Re: Metaphor
Another soul saved!
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Re: Metaphor
Metaphor: When it comes to gettin bread I got the keys to the bakery
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Re: Metaphor
Is it that you're implying you have large testicles filled to the brim with jizz and/or pre-jizz?
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Re: Metaphor
don't say jizz, john.
say ejaculate and seminal fluids.
and no it means when it comes to making money I own the source of making money. or something.
idk I just been poppin my collar ever since i can remember
say ejaculate and seminal fluids.
and no it means when it comes to making money I own the source of making money. or something.
idk I just been poppin my collar ever since i can remember
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Re: Metaphor
Hey me too! I have photo evidence of my popped collah!FengharTheNord wrote:idk I just been poppin my collar ever since i can remember
Astrogirl wrote:Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.