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Death's Wishes

Postby Moe_Da_Hobo » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:32 am

At least that's what I think it's called.

A search brought up nothing, and it seems like a pretty fun game if you've got more than two people with limited imagination.

Basically, make a wish, and the next person gets to say how it goes terribly wrong.

e.g.
ME: I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000
YOU: Everyone kills you for it.
YOU: I wish I was invincible.
ME: Something clever.

I'll start:

I wish I will live forever.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby smiley_cow » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:41 am

Moe_Da_Hobo wrote:I wish I will live forever.


The obvious answer seems to me that you'll just keep aging until life becomes unbearable. But I'm going to say it's because I just can't see life being enjoyable after the sun goes nova.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Felstaff » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:58 am

And plus, your self-portrait photo album could be used as a flip-book to look like that bit in Indiana Jones where the Nazi drinks from the wrong grail.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:35 pm

The worst thing I can imagine happening regarding your wish is that it is granted.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Astrogirl » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:03 pm

People, you are doing it wrong, you need to wish for something, too.

So I am going to steal: You'll keep aging until life becomes unbearable and life is not going to be enjoyable after the sun goes nova.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Edminster » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:08 pm

Astrogirl wrote:I wish I could fly.

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

I wish I could turn invisible and back at will.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby gavin » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:21 pm

Edminster wrote:
Astrogirl wrote:I wish I could fly.

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

I wish I could turn invisible and back at will.
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"I wish I had super strength."
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Eisbreaker » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:27 pm

gavin wrote:"I wish I had super strength."

You achieve super strength, yet die shortly after from an overdose of super-steroids.

I wish this wish wouldn't backfire somehow...
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Edminster » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:28 pm

Eisbreaker wrote:I wish this wish wouldn't backfire somehow...

It doesn't. Congratulations! You have wasted your only wish.

I wish Zach cared more about the Forum.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby gavin » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:30 pm

Edminster wrote:
Eisbreaker wrote:I wish this wish wouldn't backfire somehow...

It doesn't. Congratulations! You have wasted your only wish.

I wish Zach cared more about the Forum.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Eisbreaker » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:33 pm

gavin wrote:I wish I had x-ray vision.

You can now see electromagnetic radiation. Chasing the pretty colors causes you to run into the road and a bus runs you over.

I wish to master the headstand-pushup.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Kaharz » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:23 pm

Eisbreaker wrote:
gavin wrote:I wish I had x-ray vision.

You can now see electromagnetic radiation. Chasing the pretty colors causes you to run into the road and a bus runs you over.

I wish to master the headstand-pushup.


You're freakishly huge arms make it impossible for you to maintain proper sanitation of your rectal area.

I wish I could cause both physical and emotional suffering, to whatever degree I wished, with the powers of my mind.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby gavin » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:38 pm

Kaharz wrote:
Eisbreaker wrote:
gavin wrote:I wish I had x-ray vision.

You can now see electromagnetic radiation. Chasing the pretty colors causes you to run into the road and a bus runs you over.

I wish to master the headstand-pushup.


You're freakishly huge arms make it impossible for you to maintain proper sanitation of your rectal area.

I wish I could cause both physical and emotional suffering, to whatever degree I wished, with the powers of my mind.
The ability grows like a tumor in your brain with every use, until your skull pops like a balloon filled with too much spaghetti.

I wish I were truly content.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Eisbreaker » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:39 pm

gavin wrote:I wish I were truly content.

You are truly content. You die from hunger and thirst after a couple of days.

I wish I could hypnotize people to do my bidding.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby DonRetrasado » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:49 pm

Eisbreaker wrote:I wish I could hypnotize people to do my bidding.

People do your bidding, but only in a hilarious and literal fashion. You rue the day your life has become a hackneyed sitcom plot. Also, some meddling kids come rarin' up in their stupid van and try to stop you.

I wish I had a soda.
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