Death's Wishes
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Death's Wishes
At least that's what I think it's called.
A search brought up nothing, and it seems like a pretty fun game if you've got more than two people with limited imagination.
Basically, make a wish, and the next person gets to say how it goes terribly wrong.
e.g.
ME: I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000
YOU: Everyone kills you for it.
YOU: I wish I was invincible.
ME: Something clever.
I'll start:
I wish I will live forever.
A search brought up nothing, and it seems like a pretty fun game if you've got more than two people with limited imagination.
Basically, make a wish, and the next person gets to say how it goes terribly wrong.
e.g.
ME: I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000
YOU: Everyone kills you for it.
YOU: I wish I was invincible.
ME: Something clever.
I'll start:
I wish I will live forever.
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Re: Death's Wishes
The obvious answer seems to me that you'll just keep aging until life becomes unbearable. But I'm going to say it's because I just can't see life being enjoyable after the sun goes nova.Moe_Da_Hobo wrote: I wish I will live forever.
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And plus, your self-portrait photo album could be used as a flip-book to look like that bit in Indiana Jones where the Nazi drinks from the wrong grail.
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The worst thing I can imagine happening regarding your wish is that it is granted.
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People, you are doing it wrong, you need to wish for something, too.
So I am going to steal: You'll keep aging until life becomes unbearable and life is not going to be enjoyable after the sun goes nova.
I wish I could fly.
So I am going to steal: You'll keep aging until life becomes unbearable and life is not going to be enjoyable after the sun goes nova.
I wish I could fly.
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"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."Astrogirl wrote:I wish I could fly.
I wish I could turn invisible and back at will.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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While enjoying "free" flights to various locations in empty airline seats, you fall asleep during a layover and a particularly obese woman who smells distinctly of fish and incorrectly wiped ass sits on you. She is too fat to realize she is sitting on you before you are smothered between the folds of her back fat.Edminster wrote:"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."Astrogirl wrote:I wish I could fly.
I wish I could turn invisible and back at will.
"I wish I had super strength."
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You achieve super strength, yet die shortly after from an overdose of super-steroids.gavin wrote:"I wish I had super strength."
I wish this wish wouldn't backfire somehow...
Don't drink and drive, take LSD and Teleport.
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It doesn't. Congratulations! You have wasted your only wish.Eisbreaker wrote:I wish this wish wouldn't backfire somehow...
I wish Zach cared more about the Forum.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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Re: Death's Wishes
The instant influx of the too many users masks the appearance of an evil stalker that takes an inappropriate interest in you. They show up at your home and will not be turned away without promises of marriage. Also, they enjoy crocheting.Edminster wrote:It doesn't. Congratulations! You have wasted your only wish.Eisbreaker wrote:I wish this wish wouldn't backfire somehow...
I wish Zach cared more about the Forum.
I wish I had x-ray vision.
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You can now see electromagnetic radiation. Chasing the pretty colors causes you to run into the road and a bus runs you over.gavin wrote:I wish I had x-ray vision.
I wish to master the headstand-pushup.
Don't drink and drive, take LSD and Teleport.
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You're freakishly huge arms make it impossible for you to maintain proper sanitation of your rectal area.Eisbreaker wrote:You can now see electromagnetic radiation. Chasing the pretty colors causes you to run into the road and a bus runs you over.gavin wrote:I wish I had x-ray vision.
I wish to master the headstand-pushup.
I wish I could cause both physical and emotional suffering, to whatever degree I wished, with the powers of my mind.
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The ability grows like a tumor in your brain with every use, until your skull pops like a balloon filled with too much spaghetti.Kaharz wrote:You're freakishly huge arms make it impossible for you to maintain proper sanitation of your rectal area.Eisbreaker wrote:You can now see electromagnetic radiation. Chasing the pretty colors causes you to run into the road and a bus runs you over.gavin wrote:I wish I had x-ray vision.
I wish to master the headstand-pushup.
I wish I could cause both physical and emotional suffering, to whatever degree I wished, with the powers of my mind.
I wish I were truly content.
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You are truly content. You die from hunger and thirst after a couple of days.gavin wrote:I wish I were truly content.
I wish I could hypnotize people to do my bidding.
Don't drink and drive, take LSD and Teleport.
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People do your bidding, but only in a hilarious and literal fashion. You rue the day your life has become a hackneyed sitcom plot. Also, some meddling kids come rarin' up in their stupid van and try to stop you.Eisbreaker wrote:I wish I could hypnotize people to do my bidding.
I wish I had a soda.
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