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Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:32 am
by Moe_Da_Hobo
At least that's what I think it's called.

A search brought up nothing, and it seems like a pretty fun game if you've got more than two people with limited imagination.

Basically, make a wish, and the next person gets to say how it goes terribly wrong.

e.g.
ME: I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000
YOU: Everyone kills you for it.
YOU: I wish I was invincible.
ME: Something clever.

I'll start:

I wish I will live forever.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:41 am
by smiley_cow
Moe_Da_Hobo wrote:I wish I will live forever.


The obvious answer seems to me that you'll just keep aging until life becomes unbearable. But I'm going to say it's because I just can't see life being enjoyable after the sun goes nova.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:58 am
by Felstaff
And plus, your self-portrait photo album could be used as a flip-book to look like that bit in Indiana Jones where the Nazi drinks from the wrong grail.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:35 pm
by Lethal Interjection
The worst thing I can imagine happening regarding your wish is that it is granted.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:03 pm
by Astrogirl
People, you are doing it wrong, you need to wish for something, too.

So I am going to steal: You'll keep aging until life becomes unbearable and life is not going to be enjoyable after the sun goes nova.

I wish I could fly.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:08 pm
by Edminster
Astrogirl wrote:I wish I could fly.

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

I wish I could turn invisible and back at will.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:21 pm
by gavin
Edminster wrote:
Astrogirl wrote:I wish I could fly.

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

I wish I could turn invisible and back at will.
While enjoying "free" flights to various locations in empty airline seats, you fall asleep during a layover and a particularly obese woman who smells distinctly of fish and incorrectly wiped ass sits on you. She is too fat to realize she is sitting on you before you are smothered between the folds of her back fat.

"I wish I had super strength."

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:27 pm
by Eisbreaker
gavin wrote:"I wish I had super strength."

You achieve super strength, yet die shortly after from an overdose of super-steroids.

I wish this wish wouldn't backfire somehow...

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:28 pm
by Edminster
Eisbreaker wrote:I wish this wish wouldn't backfire somehow...

It doesn't. Congratulations! You have wasted your only wish.

I wish Zach cared more about the Forum.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:30 pm
by gavin
Edminster wrote:
Eisbreaker wrote:I wish this wish wouldn't backfire somehow...

It doesn't. Congratulations! You have wasted your only wish.

I wish Zach cared more about the Forum.
The instant influx of the too many users masks the appearance of an evil stalker that takes an inappropriate interest in you. They show up at your home and will not be turned away without promises of marriage. Also, they enjoy crocheting.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:33 pm
by Eisbreaker
gavin wrote:I wish I had x-ray vision.

You can now see electromagnetic radiation. Chasing the pretty colors causes you to run into the road and a bus runs you over.

I wish to master the headstand-pushup.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:23 pm
by Kaharz
Eisbreaker wrote:
gavin wrote:I wish I had x-ray vision.

You can now see electromagnetic radiation. Chasing the pretty colors causes you to run into the road and a bus runs you over.

I wish to master the headstand-pushup.


You're freakishly huge arms make it impossible for you to maintain proper sanitation of your rectal area.

I wish I could cause both physical and emotional suffering, to whatever degree I wished, with the powers of my mind.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:38 pm
by gavin
Kaharz wrote:
Eisbreaker wrote:
gavin wrote:I wish I had x-ray vision.

You can now see electromagnetic radiation. Chasing the pretty colors causes you to run into the road and a bus runs you over.

I wish to master the headstand-pushup.


You're freakishly huge arms make it impossible for you to maintain proper sanitation of your rectal area.

I wish I could cause both physical and emotional suffering, to whatever degree I wished, with the powers of my mind.
The ability grows like a tumor in your brain with every use, until your skull pops like a balloon filled with too much spaghetti.

I wish I were truly content.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:39 pm
by Eisbreaker
gavin wrote:I wish I were truly content.

You are truly content. You die from hunger and thirst after a couple of days.

I wish I could hypnotize people to do my bidding.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:49 pm
by DonRetrasado
Eisbreaker wrote:I wish I could hypnotize people to do my bidding.

People do your bidding, but only in a hilarious and literal fashion. You rue the day your life has become a hackneyed sitcom plot. Also, some meddling kids come rarin' up in their stupid van and try to stop you.

I wish I had a soda.