I need a band name
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I need a band name
Since you are all completely insane, perhaps one of you might be in a really creative mood tonight.
In a month, my new band will play it's virgin concert, and we really can't come up with a good band name, because everything we think of is too fucking brilliant for the audience we are supposed to play for (which consists of 16-year-olds who can't decide what smells worse: their girlfriend's hair or their father's ass).
So far we are - by default - called 'Hitler en de Hitlertjes' ('Hitler and the little Hitlers'), but some (c.q. everyone but me) of the band members think that is not a good idea.
So. Any suggestions, anyone?
In a month, my new band will play it's virgin concert, and we really can't come up with a good band name, because everything we think of is too fucking brilliant for the audience we are supposed to play for (which consists of 16-year-olds who can't decide what smells worse: their girlfriend's hair or their father's ass).
So far we are - by default - called 'Hitler en de Hitlertjes' ('Hitler and the little Hitlers'), but some (c.q. everyone but me) of the band members think that is not a good idea.
So. Any suggestions, anyone?
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Re: I need a band name
Doesn't The Netherlands have some pretty insane hate crime laws? I think you could get in trouble with a name like that. Do you want to tell us a bit about your band to give us something to work with?
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The Netherlands haven't had a government in 115 days. It's anarchy! (And no, it's not illegal, but probably frowned upon.)
I have a band of brothers - It's members are Some Dude I Once Knew, his little brother, my little brother and Moi. We'll just be playing twice, accompanying nine singers who will sing at an 'open mic' contest; so our repertoire is mostly classic pop songs. But I was actually looking for a completely unrelated, far fetched name.
As a non-native speaker, 'far fetched' was a phrase I learned from Pokémon. It was so educational back in the days!
I have a band of brothers - It's members are Some Dude I Once Knew, his little brother, my little brother and Moi. We'll just be playing twice, accompanying nine singers who will sing at an 'open mic' contest; so our repertoire is mostly classic pop songs. But I was actually looking for a completely unrelated, far fetched name.
As a non-native speaker, 'far fetched' was a phrase I learned from Pokémon. It was so educational back in the days!
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Uh... Man, over the years my friends and I have come up with a handful of ridiculous names, and then said, "Oh, that would make a good band name," but I foolishly neglected to write any of them down. And now the pressure's on.
The only one I can remember is 8-Bit Bikini, but that is probably a bad example, since you are looking for good names.
Here is this thing.... I Googled 'Band Name Generator. http://www.bandnamemaker.com/ It sucks but maybe it can inspire you to create something great.
What kind of music do you play? And what were some of the names you've come up with?
Edit: Oh, sorry, missed the end of your last post somehow. Pop music, hm?
The only one I can remember is 8-Bit Bikini, but that is probably a bad example, since you are looking for good names.
Here is this thing.... I Googled 'Band Name Generator. http://www.bandnamemaker.com/ It sucks but maybe it can inspire you to create something great.
What kind of music do you play? And what were some of the names you've come up with?
Edit: Oh, sorry, missed the end of your last post somehow. Pop music, hm?
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I'm going to be looking for some names too, actually but that won't be for a few months I don't think. Anyway, some ideas off the top of my head, I don't know how well they will translate though.
The Sheeple Shearers
The Rise of Bread
Ineption
Doubleplus Lunchtime
Now I'm hungry.
The Sheeple Shearers
The Rise of Bread
Ineption
Doubleplus Lunchtime
Now I'm hungry.
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Schrödinger's Cats.
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The album would be called 'Wanted: Dead and Alive'
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You guys are great! Please continue being so!
Names we have thought of:
- Broos (which is Dutch for 'brittle', and is pronounced 'Bros')
- Before hoes
- Devil's lullaby
- Scavenger's seat
- Johnny Kebab and the seven Jedis (since none of us is called John, we aren't made out of sheep, there's just four of us, and the force is really weak with us)
- The rapists (but that would be stolen from Eddsworld: http://www.eddsworld.co.uk/eddvault/com ... IC0025.jpg)
- Fuck
But those are really terrible names. Like Kovvy, I usually say "that would make a good band name" quite often, and never write it down. So here we are starting a band name archive! Hurrah!
I really liked 8-bit bikini and Doubleplus Lunchtime. (Might be because I skipped breakfast.)
Names we have thought of:
- Broos (which is Dutch for 'brittle', and is pronounced 'Bros')
- Before hoes
- Devil's lullaby
- Scavenger's seat
- Johnny Kebab and the seven Jedis (since none of us is called John, we aren't made out of sheep, there's just four of us, and the force is really weak with us)
- The rapists (but that would be stolen from Eddsworld: http://www.eddsworld.co.uk/eddvault/com ... IC0025.jpg)
- Fuck
But those are really terrible names. Like Kovvy, I usually say "that would make a good band name" quite often, and never write it down. So here we are starting a band name archive! Hurrah!
I really liked 8-bit bikini and Doubleplus Lunchtime. (Might be because I skipped breakfast.)
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Names I have been saving for my own band.
Super Fascist
Neo Neo Modernist
Neo Neo Neo Neo
FUCK THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS
Super Fascist
Neo Neo Modernist
Neo Neo Neo Neo
FUCK THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS
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'Neo neo modernist' is kind of catchy. It has a swing to it.
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Anything* - The Musical
*Where as anything can be replaced by any word, i.e. Sex - The Musical, Schrödinger's - The Musical.
That's the one I've been clinging to for a while.
*Where as anything can be replaced by any word, i.e. Sex - The Musical, Schrödinger's - The Musical.
That's the one I've been clinging to for a while.
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Using the Band Name Generator, I came up with these using that AND on my own.
- Galactic Condor Of The Floating Shakedown
- Backflip Into Infinity
- Unlucky Flaw
- Extinct Vulva
- Sinful Cool And The Nervous Gas
- Climbing Salsa
- Project Artic
- Panic Of The Greatest
Only one of them I came up with, guess
- Galactic Condor Of The Floating Shakedown
- Backflip Into Infinity
- Unlucky Flaw
- Extinct Vulva
- Sinful Cool And The Nervous Gas
- Climbing Salsa
- Project Artic
- Panic Of The Greatest
Only one of them I came up with, guess
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Please make my dream come true and name your band Darby and the Grundlefunks.
Also possibly Pajama-Clad Shopping Spree, but that's more of a punk/ska name than a pop name.
Also possibly Pajama-Clad Shopping Spree, but that's more of a punk/ska name than a pop name.
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Very nice.Sahan wrote:The album would be called 'Wanted: Dead and Alive'