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Re: Commissions

Postby Apocalyptus » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:19 pm

OMG Amerika and Fenghar sitting in a tree lollololol!!!!
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Re: Commissions

Postby Amerika » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:56 pm

APOC COME ONLINE


I NEED TO GIVE YOU FILE
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Re: Commissions

Postby Amerika » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:47 pm

a butt




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Re: Commissions

Postby Edminster » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:10 pm

It is like Piss Christ in its beauty
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Re: Commissions

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:06 pm

Yo, I could have done something that looked decent had I been around and felt alive enough to spend time creating anything I knew would simply rot away like my corpse will one day, I swear!

But yeah, nice.
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Re: Commissions

Postby FengharTheNord » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:56 am

look at that butt
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Re: Commissions

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:27 pm

It is round and bodacious.
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Re: Commissions

Postby Comrade_249 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:26 pm

A thing of beauty, it is.

It almost makes me want a commission.
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Re: Commissions

Postby Apocalyptus » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:23 am

These commissions don't cost anything, so if you have an idea I think you should suggest it.
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Re: Commissions

Postby Amerika » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:27 am

I said I was doing all the commissions, but that bastard sleep got in the way. I will do it tomorrow when I don't have to do a script.

So here is one requested by someone who wishes to remain anonymous. This is for you, Kovvy.
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Re: Commissions

Postby Kovvy » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:54 am

Hahaha, it's more beautiful than I could have hoped!
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Re: Commissions

Postby Edminster » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:57 am

i would like to commission a picture of trout god beating up bear god
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Re: Commissions

Postby BEAR GOD » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:57 am

WELL FUCK YOU TOO, BUDDY.
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Re: Commissions

Postby PyroPrav » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:02 am

FengharTheNord wrote:Draw the four horsemen of the apocalypse but all g'd out like with sweet shades and shit and one of them is like pullin the shades down with their finger you know like how people do and lookin over them like "Bitch please" and another has like a pitbull on a chain and they are all smokin some fatties and they got some fly honies layin by them and one of them has a hella sweet grill and another is like tossin money into the air like man draw 'em like some real gangsta type shit you know?


Did anyone even draw that?
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Re: Commissions

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:38 am

I could totally pull that off if someone will give me love and effection and maybe a handjob.
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