I had Reeces for breakfast. Reeces ICE CREAM. Worship me!

[Kimra]

Well that just cuts all the more.

[AHMETxRock]

Canines die if they eat chocolate, and it looks hilariously like they are talking when they eat peanut butter. It's a toss up.

Also, I love Reeses pieces candies. Man, at first I thought they were ripping off M&M's, but I bought a bag and I LOVED IT.

[Sahan]

Ah Ahmet, you and your crazy love stories.

[AHMETxRock]

I haven't hit on a girl. EVER.

[Amerika]

The operative word there is "on"

[Lethal Interjection]

Canines die if they eat chocolate,

An overblown generalization.

I had to sell chocolates for a fundraiser, and I had a dog eat an entire case of them. Did not die or even get sick.

It isn't a good idea to feed it to them, though. It does cause some toxicity but it depends on the size of the dog and the health of it to begin with. So it won't kill them, necessarily.

[DonRetrasado]

The operative word there is "on"

My friends all recognise me as the only guy who will hit a girl... That makes me a feminist, right?

One of my friends said that it felt like her arm was broken when I hit her one day. She really likes telling that story.

anyway it was a total accident like really i'm not actually like that okay and also she hit me first

[AHMETxRock]

I'm like, I won't hit a woman, but I won't hit a man either, unless neccessary, and then I'd break some limbs if I must.


BUT SERIOUSLY ALL THE GIRLS APPROACHED ME. IF I CAN ACT LIKE I DON'T CARE LIKE THE TIMES I DIDN'T CARE MAYBE I'LL BE GOOD WITH THE LADIES.
OH GOD MAN.

[smiley_cow]

The operative word there is "on"

My friends all recognise me as the only guy who will hit a girl... That makes me a feminist, right?

Actually as a feminist, I believe this. There's a lot of spousal abuse issues where men are abused and it's never taken seriously at all because of this attitude, and gay communities are actually some of the worst for spousal abuse, once again, because guys hitting guys is OK (or at least that's one of the theories I've heard). What the rule should be: you shouldn't never hit or physically intimidate a spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend or anyone who is obviously much weaker than you, male or female.

My two cents anyways.

[DonRetrasado]

The honest truth of it is that I just like hitting people and sometimes I forget that it's inappropriate or kind of one-sided (though not really even close to the level of spousal abuse 'cause I don't actually want to see people get hurt). The closest thing to feminism here is that I don't really have that part in my head that says "this is a woman, do not hit her because she is a woman." Because I don't really see that as being relevant.

[smiley_cow]

I understood that you meant playful hitting, but it reminded me of a rant so ... well, off I went.

[Amerika]

DR just wear huge padded gloves all the time

[Sahan]

Like boxing gloves?

[Amerika]

oh no!

[Lethal Interjection]

I only hit women.

If some guy tries to pick a fight with me, I cower away and then beat my wife.

SEPERATE BUT EQUAL.