What's been going on in forumland?

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It depends what porn you watch. The X-Files parody actually had a plot that made sense, and not terrible acting and production values.
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... You know, I might watch that.
I've never seen a porn.

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Watched the trailer and it looks like that episode of torchwood with the woman that kills men by having sex with them.

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Pirates and its sequel are the most expensive pornos ever made (parodying Pirates of the Caribbean). They have, like, special effects n' shit.
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the trailer doesn't even give you a hint of where the sex is

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DonRetrasado wrote:Pirates and its sequel are the most expensive pornos ever made (parodying Pirates of the Caribbean). They have, like, special effects n' shit.
Pirates was probably the worst porn I ever watched. I skipped all the sex scenes.
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Sex scenes ruin porn. It's always much sexier without.
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Although a lot of things are sexier without sex, porn isn't about sexiness. Acting ruins porn. Why would anyone want to believe there's a reason for two (or more) people (or creatures of any kind) to have sex?
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I actually should confess I've never actually watched a porno, but since sex ruins the sexiness of many things, I felt it an accurate statement.
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Some people.
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You people. That's right I said it.
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That was unnecessarily hurtful
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Nudity ruins sexiness too. A parka is the sexiest outfit.
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are you an idiot? the sexiest clothing is a fursuit

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