yo mamma so fat!

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:55 am

your_face wrote:It's going to have to be a cremation, they can't make coffins that big.

Finding a furnacewill be tough too.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:34 am

your_face wrote:you're momma's so fat, she's morbidly obese and only has 2 weeks to live.

It's going to have to be a cremation, they can't make coffins that big.

Heh. That reminds me of a section from Fight Club. The book, not the movie, as they didn't include that particular bit in the movie (and there isn't much from that book I can say that about, actually).
Marla remarks that she once worked at a mortuary, and people would come in to buy urns and things. Well, these really obese people would come in and buy really small urns. She remarks that they'd be lucky if they could even fit their ashed head into those things.

your_face · Post by **your_face** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:05 pm

TwoBuy wrote:
your_face wrote:It's going to have to be a cremation, they can't make coffins that big.
Finding a furnacewill be tough too.

we're gonna need a bigger boat.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:12 am

Your mamas so fat she scratches her back with the 'Moonraker'.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:57 am

her butt would have been better

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:30 am

mountainmage wrote:her butt would have been better

Your butt would have been better. Shut the fuck up and never question we are again. Ever.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:15 am

mountainmage wrote:her butt would have been better

No, moonraker is what she uses to scratch her back.
She also uses it to comb her ass.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:00 pm

TwoBuy wrote:
mountainmage wrote:her butt would have been better
Your butt would have been better. Shut the fuck up and never question we are again. Ever.

awesome

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:53 pm

well someone's got something crammed up somewhere. i'll give you a hint. its twobuy.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:09 pm

mountainmage wrote:well someone's got something crammed up somewhere. i'll give you a hint. its twobuy.

Is it gold?! In my pockets?!

your_face · Post by **your_face** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:41 pm

Hey guys, is this battletoads?

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:44 pm

your_face wrote:Hey guys, is this battletoads?

No, I actually think this game is possible to beat without a game genie.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:26 am

mountainmage wrote:well someone's got something crammed up somewhere. i'll give you a hint. its twobuy.

Everybody be on the look out, somebody has a twobuy crammed up somewhere.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:59 am

I just looked at your new location and busted a nut. Clever girl.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:13 pm

Me? Ive always been in Location, location.