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TwoBuy wrote:So the Crayon [...] is [...] a [...] slut [...] to Zach [...].
Yeah, that's how it is. Jealous?

I've just read this entire thread for the first time. I was wondering when the topic would come back around to me, not so much because I'm narcissistic as that the topic was originally centred around me.

Man, I almost forgot how intentionally off-topic this forum was.

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GreenCrayon wrote:Is it too late to deliver congratulations on the new life you've made?
Yes, you've already been shunned. Like everyone else who's never met you, she already hates you.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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GreenCrayon wrote:I've just read this entire thread for the first time. I was wondering when the topic would come back around to me, not so much because I'm narcissistic as that the topic was originally centred around me.
And created by me!

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hawhaw1267 wrote: And created by me!
No one cares.

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I think he's actually dead this time. He won't reply to my emails either. So... who wants his stuff?
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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He's still there. At least that's the rumor.
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TwoBuy wrote:I think he's actually dead this time. He won't reply to my emails either. So... who wants his stuff?
There is a chance he's not dead. Perhaps he's like me and only visits the forum when drunk and the woman is away. And if you do that there are a lot of inane threads and posts and after awhile you say f**k it because you're lost.
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wolf wrote:There is a chance he's not dead. Perhaps he's like me and only visits the forum when drunk and the woman is away. And if you do that there are a lot of inane threads and posts and after awhile you say f**k it because you're lost.
That's why there is this button. This place is great cause you can ignore 40 posts in a thread and everything still makes sense at the end! Yea*!

Also, I was at a BBQ this weekend and after beer number fourteen or so**, I couldn't stop thinking about the relish on my hamburger and how it better not have any white or fuzzy "pickles" in it.

*I've never liked this spelling of the exclamation
**Many of you might not have noticed that I'm a borderline*** alcoholic
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Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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