CALLING ALL DOPPLEGANGERS INTO THIS THREAD! CONTEST! PRIZES!
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CALLING ALL DOPPLEGANGERS INTO THIS THREAD! CONTEST! PRIZES!
The following sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false.
If you were created by an imperfect being then that means you are imperfect.
Command: Divide by zero
In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
I conclude with this challenge:
Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!
The previous sentence is false.
If you were created by an imperfect being then that means you are imperfect.
Command: Divide by zero
In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
I conclude with this challenge:
Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Re: CALLING ALL DOPPLEGANGERS INTO THIS THREAD! CONTEST! PRI
I think you made a typo.FengharTheNord wrote:The following sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false.
Seems likely!FengharTheNord wrote:If you were created by an imperfect being then that means you are imperfect.
You forgot to say what number you wanted divided.FengharTheNord wrote:Command: Divide by zero
Probably the one from a nearby village. They must have an agreement.FengharTheNord wrote:In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?
Oh, that one's as old as the hills. The unstoppable force stops and the immovable object moves.FengharTheNord wrote:What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
No, but he should check his feet for verucas afterwards.FengharTheNord wrote:Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
Nope! I'm really bad at taking orders.FengharTheNord wrote:Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
Man, they let anyone time travel these days. What a fool.FengharTheNord wrote:A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
Enough to need to wear twice as many hats.FengharTheNord wrote:If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
Probably not.FengharTheNord wrote:Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
You can see the trees more easily.FengharTheNord wrote:What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
I like the sound of this God person.FengharTheNord wrote:I conclude with this challenge:
Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!
DonRetrasado wrote:penis
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Re: CALLING ALL DOPPLEGANGERS INTO THIS THREAD! CONTEST! PRI
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Re: CALLING ALL DOPPLEGANGERS INTO THIS THREAD! CONTEST! PRI
I'm not a doppleganger, but I don't care.
The following sentence is true.
You've only read one sentence.
The previous sentence is false.
In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?
No-one he's a hairy bugger.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Batman and the Joker have a deep and meaningful.
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
No. But the leeches of soul sucking might be a problem for him.
Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
I kill you.
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
Unless she's Fry. Then there's always a way.
If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
Still freezing.
The following sentence is true.
You've only read one sentence.
The previous sentence is false.
In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?
No-one he's a hairy bugger.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Batman and the Joker have a deep and meaningful.
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
No. But the leeches of soul sucking might be a problem for him.
Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
I kill you.
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
Unless she's Fry. Then there's always a way.
If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
Still freezing.
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Re: CALLING ALL DOPPLEGANGERS INTO THIS THREAD! CONTEST! PRI
I am my own doppelganger.
LiarThe following sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false.
Good thing I was not createdIf you were created by an imperfect being then that means you are imperfect.
I'm comfortable with non-existence, are you?Command: Divide by zero
The barber shaves himself/herself.In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?
They exchange pleasantries and small talk regarding the weather and then go about their day.What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Yes, just not to death.Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
Maybe.Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
So she never kills her grandmother.A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
-35°C or 16°F Or were you using Kelvin? Also cold is not a thing, so you can't really have twice of it anyway.If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
No, the next word I say will be Yes.Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
The car is crushed by its infinite mass so the headlights no longer work.What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
Permission granted.I conclude with this challenge:
Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!
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Re: CALLING ALL DOPPLEGANGERS INTO THIS THREAD! CONTEST! PRI
FengharTheNord wrote:The following sentence is true.
What following sentence? I can't see it!
The previous sentence is false.
Thank goodness perfection is the realm of mineral purity measurements and subjective assessment. Personally, I find imperfection to be perfect, which makes me perfect, for certain definitions of perfect.FengharTheNord wrote:If you were created by an imperfect being then that means you are imperfect.
[Subject not found] Input machine requires object to divide by zero!FengharTheNord wrote:Command: Divide by zero
Sean Connery shaved the barber by pushing him out the way of a shpeeding bush.FengharTheNord wrote:In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else.
Who shaves the barber?
They shake hands, play poker. Later on, they watch Disney's Atlantis on DVD.FengharTheNord wrote:What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
There's a sign there that says "no literalists are allowed in the pool"FengharTheNord wrote:Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
I presume the mission I am not to accept is the mission that your rival commander is about to give me. In which case, I don't accept your mission to not accept that guy's mission. Fuck you! I call the shots round here!FengharTheNord wrote:Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
"The Past" is a great antique shop near me. They closed it down though, after that girl shot her grandmother there. She's in a youth rehabilitation centre now.FengharTheNord wrote:A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
That the wind speed is higher, increasing the cold temperature by twice what it was this morning.FengharTheNord wrote:If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
Truthfully? No.FengharTheNord wrote:Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
Actual Speed of Light.FengharTheNord wrote:What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
Hell, I create stones I'm incapable of lifting all the time. I just remember to flush, you know?FengharTheNord wrote:Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!
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Re: CALLING ALL DOPPLEGANGERS INTO THIS THREAD! CONTEST! PRI
YOU GUYS ARE SUCH DICKS I WAS JUST TRYING TO EXPLODE THE DOPPLEGANGERS WITH ROBOT MIND TRICKS UGH
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Re: CALLING ALL DOPPLEGANGERS INTO THIS THREAD! CONTEST! PRI
It almost worked!
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You missed, Fengar. I just finished picking up shards of my skull.
Damn Nords.
Damn Nords.
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Re: CALLING ALL DOPPLEGANGERS INTO THIS THREAD! CONTEST! PRI
Clearly it just means you're the imposter; your Title should have tipped me off but I just wanted to believe otherwise.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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If you change the colour of my name I am so impersonating an admin.*
*I am a compulsive liar
*I am a compulsive liar
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FUCK THE POLICE!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Holy shit it's Ahmet! I had a dream that you were being held hostage in a KinderCare the other day. You doing okay?
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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SUCK THESE! I'm a pretty obscure forum member. You doublegangers probably never heard of me before.
I'm great, hardly hating life! Might go back to school and maybe do computers cause teaching will be a lifelong bitch to do.
I'm great, hardly hating life! Might go back to school and maybe do computers cause teaching will be a lifelong bitch to do.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Much like you, I also think doubleganger is a real word.AHMETxRock wrote:You doublegangers probably never heard of me before.