[2011-May-24] Why would you lubricate a monocle?
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[2011-May-24] Why would you lubricate a monocle?
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
I imagine you've never worn a monocle before, have you? Eye-socket chafing is pretty uncomfortable to put up with.
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
I'm a pauper. >:[Sahan wrote:I imagine you've never worn a monocle before, have you? Eye-socket chafing is pretty uncomfortable to put up with.
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
this is the greatest smbc comic ever written
the look on the dudes' face, fucking brilliant
the look on the dudes' face, fucking brilliant
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
I don't know about the lubrication, but I would enjoy having a monocle that is sold in a condom wrapper.*
*Note: It would have to be sealed.
*Note: It would have to be sealed.
Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
The look on the guy's face is priceless. The girl is actually pretty cute too.
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
It's a sex toy. He wasn't wearing it for his VISION.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
Your expectations are not met. You expect it to be a condom, but it is something almost ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
You would want a lubricated monocle:
1. So that the first word read on the package is "lubricated," not "monocle"
2. ... ... To strengthen your cheek muscle?
1. So that the first word read on the package is "lubricated," not "monocle"
2. ... ... To strengthen your cheek muscle?
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
I prefer my monocles to be ribbed for my pleasure.
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
They're branching out. Soon you'll be able to get strawberry flavoured pince-nez, and Durex bi-focals for the bi-curious.
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]
You guys are all reading it wrong. It says LUCUBRATED monocle. Very victorian!
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