[2011-May-24] Why would you lubricate a monocle?

[voodooKobra]

The Comic

Seriously, that shit would slip all over the place.

[detcader]

Khan Academy is so dope

[Sahan]

I imagine you've never worn a monocle before, have you? Eye-socket chafing is pretty uncomfortable to put up with.

[voodooKobra]

I imagine you've never worn a monocle before, have you? Eye-socket chafing is pretty uncomfortable to put up with.

I'm a pauper. >:[

[DonRetrasado]

voodooKobra can only afford a hollow barrel with suspenders and "POOR" written on the front.

[boss dog]

this is the greatest smbc comic ever written

the look on the dudes' face, fucking brilliant

[Lethal Interjection]

I don't know about the lubrication, but I would enjoy having a monocle that is sold in a condom wrapper.*

*Note: It would have to be sealed.

[The Naughty Professor]

The look on the guy's face is priceless. The girl is actually pretty cute too.

[AHMETxRock]

It's a sex toy. He wasn't wearing it for his VISION.

[Kevin]

I'm lost. what's the punch line?

[AHMETxRock]

Your expectations are not met. You expect it to be a condom, but it is something almost ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!

[caltrop]

You would want a lubricated monocle:
1. So that the first word read on the package is "lubricated," not "monocle"
2. ... ... To strengthen your cheek muscle?

[Quintushalls]

I prefer my monocles to be ribbed for my pleasure.

[Felstaff]

They're branching out. Soon you'll be able to get strawberry flavoured pince-nez, and Durex bi-focals for the bi-curious.

[GUTCHUCKER]

You guys are all reading it wrong. It says LUCUBRATED monocle. Very victorian!