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[2011-May-31] Sex with humans and other things

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[2011-May-31] Sex with humans and other things

Postby This Fellow » Tue May 31, 2011 10:19 pm



This comic isn't funny, and indicates that Zach's sense of humor is becomes more facile with every step further he takes into "Nerd-Culture".

Discuss.

By the way, if you're reading this and are hurt, Zach, remember that I am just one person and my opinion doesn't matter.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Edminster » Tue May 31, 2011 10:26 pm

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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Anon » Tue May 31, 2011 11:17 pm

Shouldn't the shower drain be, like, all the way to the right on the graph?

...right guys?
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Bah » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:22 am

Only if you live alone, otherwise, ew.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Kaharz » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:25 am

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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:33 am

What the fuck is nerd-culture and what does that have to do with masturbation as a whole?
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby zomgmouse » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:28 am

Jacking off to chicks in glasses.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby carbonstealer » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:45 pm

I am a chick and I wear glasses, and I can testify that men have jacked off to me and that they were VERY creepy. I think that proves everything that has just been said
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Kaharz » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:55 pm

I think if you masturbate to someone without them wanting you to, it automatically makes you creepy.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Felstaff » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:15 pm

Sorry, everyone.

I'll stop.

In fourteen seconds or so.















There.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Eisbreaker » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:50 pm

What if they were masturbating to the abstract notion of chicks with glasses?
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby voodooKobra » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:44 pm

Where are keyboards on that graph?
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby alaskan_pixie » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:51 am

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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Sahan » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:26 am

Yes, let's create a international census so we can more accurately determine how often people have sex with/in their showers.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby carbonstealer » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:56 am

The thing about shower sex is that is difficult to make dirty
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