[2011-Jun-27] Fetish Hell

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[2011-Jun-27] Fetish Hell

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http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2289

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Okay that was actually pretty funny. Plus it sums up my own beliefs as a Christian pretty closely sort of.
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Wow, the devil really brings a new meaning to "horny."
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It's not the size of the horn, it's how you use it.
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Don't even need to assume that someone will fetishise it, I know the exact people that would adore it all.

Also, the black superhero that finds everything erotic. He'd love it.
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Diceman wrote:Don't even need to assume that someone will fetishise it, I know the exact people that would adore it all.

Also, the black superhero that finds everything erotic. He'd love it.
Maybe Hell will be custom tailored to people. Like for some, it'd just be a waiting room. Perhaps the eternal punishment will shift forms just before "festishisement" is achieved?
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Winston Rowntree from Subnormality wrote a graphic novel Captain Estar Goes to Heaven where the character quotes at the end: "I always use to wonder, if you can get to used to anything, then how can there be a hell? No matter how awful hell was, eventually you'd get used to it and then you'd just be going through the motions. It wouldn't be Eternal Tomrent, it would just be really boring." Pretty mmuch the same theme as this comic.
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Sahan wrote:Winston Rowntree from Subnormality wrote a graphic novel Captain Estar Goes to Heaven where the character quotes at the end: "I always use to wonder, if you can get to used to anything, then how can there be a hell? No matter how awful hell was, eventually you'd get used to it and then you'd just be going through the motions. It wouldn't be Eternal Tomrent, it would just be really boring." Pretty mmuch the same theme as this comic.
There was also a strip in Subnormality that discussed this in a (much, much) more comic fashion, about how different people end up in different sections of hell tailored specifically to make them suffer the most.
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Eisbreaker wrote:
Sahan wrote:Winston Rowntree from Subnormality wrote a graphic novel Captain Estar Goes to Heaven where the character quotes at the end: "I always use to wonder, if you can get to used to anything, then how can there be a hell? No matter how awful hell was, eventually you'd get used to it and then you'd just be going through the motions. It wouldn't be Eternal Tomrent, it would just be really boring." Pretty mmuch the same theme as this comic.
There was also a strip in Subnormality that discussed this in a (much, much) more comic fashion, about how different people end up in different sections of hell tailored specifically to make them suffer the most.
I guess even if one got used to it, the boredom would be the most unbearable part.
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gavin wrote:
Eisbreaker wrote:
Sahan wrote:Winston Rowntree from Subnormality wrote a graphic novel Captain Estar Goes to Heaven where the character quotes at the end: "I always use to wonder, if you can get to used to anything, then how can there be a hell? No matter how awful hell was, eventually you'd get used to it and then you'd just be going through the motions. It wouldn't be Eternal Tomrent, it would just be really boring." Pretty mmuch the same theme as this comic.
There was also a strip in Subnormality that discussed this in a (much, much) more comic fashion, about how different people end up in different sections of hell tailored specifically to make them suffer the most.
I guess even if one got used to it, the boredom would be the most unbearable part.
Does that really follow? You could say the same about life; "I guess even if one got used to living, the boredom would be the most unbearable part." Actually, that makes sense.
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But if hell is the absence of God, then that includes the goodness and blessings provided.
And since sin is pretty much just perversions of the goodness, then you wouldn't be able to really fetishize anything.

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So without God, there would be no fetishes. Actually, that also makes sense.
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DonRetrasado wrote:So without God, there would be no fetishes. Actually, that also makes sense.
Especially for me, I have a god fetish.
Oh yeah baby, work that omnipresence.
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Eisbreaker wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:So without God, there would be no fetishes. Actually, that also makes sense.
Especially for me, I have a god fetish.
Oh yeah baby, work that omnipresence.
That's right, turn into a rain cloud, you know I like that.
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Eisbreaker wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:So without God, there would be no fetishes. Actually, that also makes sense.
Especially for me, I have a god fetish.
Oh yeah baby, work that omnipresence.
God, the ultimate voyeur.
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