Kovvy wrote:I wish I was a little bit taller, but not enough that anyone would notice.
You're a bit taller, but not even you realise. You die shaking your fist at God for this perceived injustice.
I wish my rapping career would take off.
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Kovvy wrote:I wish I was a little bit taller, but not enough that anyone would notice.
Astrogirl wrote:Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
DonRetrasado wrote:You're a bit taller, but not even you realise. You die shaking your fist at God for this perceived injustice.
I wish my rapping career would take off.
Kovvy wrote:I wish I was a little bit taller, but not enough that anyone would notice.
Datanazush wrote:I ship Mohammed and Jehova.
Gutchucker decides to take a break from his job (spy, naturally) and break 'radio' silence by answering the top trump earlier than expected. The organization he infiltrated picks it up immediately and launches their missiles out of fear. One lands near your house but only close enough to give you a long slow death. There is ice cream though.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:The earth is visited by aliens who picked up wi-fi signals from Earth and based their culture around our games of top trumps. They abduct you and force you to explain your friggin' trump already, geez.
I wish Gutchucker would explain his friggin' trump already.
gavin wrote:I wish I were the perfect man.
Felstaff wrote:I wish astrogirl didn't post first, as I spent a long time on this and don't wish to tailor it to her wishes.
Astrogirl wrote:You are put in the Total Perspective Vortex. It all makes sense. You turn insane.
I wish it weren't quite as hot.
Kaharz wrote:I don't need a title. I have no avatar or tagline either. I am unique in my lack of personal identifiers.
"It" was too vague of a term for the wish, so nothing changes as the wish granter viewed your face as the "it" and a wish is wasted on you being subjectively hot only to yourself and no one around you. Instead, you now view yourself like everyone else does and you are thrown into unconquerable despair. Also, you contract AIDS. Not space aids or even normal human aids, but cat aids. It turns out you are at least attractive to animals.Kaharz wrote:Global warming causes colder water melting off the Arctic cap to push gulf stream away from the western coast of Europe. The area is plunged into a mini ice age, crops fail, livestock dies. The German government asks Greece for assistance. The Greek government tells Germany to go to hell and repeals their austerity measures as an additional fuck you. You are killed while waiting in line for bread when a thrown brick hits you in the head.
I too wish it were not so damn hot.
Destructicus wrote:Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
gavin wrote:Also, you contract AIDS.
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