[2011-Jul-27] How do you have sex with a hologram?
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[2011-Jul-27] How do you have sex with a hologram?
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Wouldn't that provide about as much stimulation as doing pelvic thrusts in the middle of an empty room?
Wouldn't that provide about as much stimulation as doing pelvic thrusts in the middle of an empty room?
Re: How do you have sex with a hologram?
Doing it Inception style - with a clone inside a clone.
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Very carefully.
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Duh, they're hard light holograms. Obviously!
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What I want to know is why he chose to get such an ugly female hologram. I'd have gotten one that would be really physically strong, ripped abs, like 7 foot tall, huge breasts, tattoos all over and bald or flowing blonde hair.
I'd make her my asshole pretty much every night.
I'd make her my asshole pretty much every night.
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Rap Music wrote:What I want to know is why he chose to get such an ugly female hologram. I'd have gotten one that would be really physically strong, ripped abs, like 7 foot tall, huge breasts, tattoos all over and bald or flowing blonde hair..
So you'd prefer a male with breasts?
You'd wish someone else's dick was in her?I'd make her my asshole pretty much every night
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Aside from the issues of murder, this comic also shows a form of statutory rape as the holograms are under the legal age as they have only existed for a brief few moments. They are also being tampered with mentally. Discuss.
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I think dancing puppets are stupid. I have now discussed.
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I am deeply disappointed.
You are a bad dancer.
You are a bad dancer.
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Re: How do you have sex with a hologram?
We will have holograms in our lifetimes, but we will not have hard light holograms for a couple centuries. Let's get quantum communication down first, and we are pretty close to accomplishing that. On a side note, there will be a primitive form of replicators around in 30 years, but they won't function anything like they do in Star Trek, mainly used to print computers.
Holograms will be used as a replacement to 3D porn. I am assuming Sex Bots will be the best method as a masturbatory aid, and we are only 10 years off from that reality. Today, you will have to settle for a love doll, and that is considered creepy. Remember, dolls = creepy, bots = sexy, action figures = awesome.
So let's say in your room, you can project yourself at the playboy mansion. So you can see all the models around you, but you will still be in your bedroom with only your sex bot to have sex with.
There may be a time when you could change your sex bot on the fly to look like Angelina Jolie without her permission, but we are farther away from that.
Until 2020, we shall only seek our monitors, hands, vibrators, and 3D glasses for comfort. Forever Alone...
Holograms will be used as a replacement to 3D porn. I am assuming Sex Bots will be the best method as a masturbatory aid, and we are only 10 years off from that reality. Today, you will have to settle for a love doll, and that is considered creepy. Remember, dolls = creepy, bots = sexy, action figures = awesome.
So let's say in your room, you can project yourself at the playboy mansion. So you can see all the models around you, but you will still be in your bedroom with only your sex bot to have sex with.
There may be a time when you could change your sex bot on the fly to look like Angelina Jolie without her permission, but we are farther away from that.
Until 2020, we shall only seek our monitors, hands, vibrators, and 3D glasses for comfort. Forever Alone...
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The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by hard light holograms. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those holograms.
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We talking Wonder Woman, Big Barda, or 90's Liefeld here?Rap Music wrote:What I want to know is why he chose to get such an ugly female hologram. I'd have gotten one that would be really physically strong, ripped abs, like 7 foot tall, huge breasts, tattoos all over and bald or flowing blonde hair.
I'd make her my asshole pretty much every night.
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I'm 75 years old. Are you still certain of this?*Quintushalls wrote:We will have holograms in our lifetimes...
*Honestly, we already have them, so yes.
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Sure, there are some older tech now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdl-P5yB ... re=relatedLethal Interjection wrote:I'm 75 years old. Are you still certain of this?*Quintushalls wrote:We will have holograms in our lifetimes...
*Honestly, we already have them, so yes.
...or, for the future, you could just visit Korea. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-pv6aG7_mA
..and when this girl is 18, she will be nude in Korea. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BueH_V0H ... re=related
Edit: I would also check out this site for recent innovations in holographic porn (NSFW) http://3dholographicporn.com/