Caption Contest 1
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- Pepper Jack
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"To be fair, your Honor, Heather knew better than to distract me when I was shaving with an exactoknife."
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I seek no rewards, merely to take a stab at this caption thing...
"Deep inside I knew I could never kill my own daughter. Luckily, I had just killed my wife for years of extra-marital affairs and Sally definitely had the mailman's eyes..."
"Goddamnit, why do the kids alwasy come in just when its getting kinky."
Yeah, thats all I got.
"Deep inside I knew I could never kill my own daughter. Luckily, I had just killed my wife for years of extra-marital affairs and Sally definitely had the mailman's eyes..."
"Goddamnit, why do the kids alwasy come in just when its getting kinky."
Yeah, thats all I got.
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- Sheriff Dani
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Re: Favourite SMBC?
No.The Zaniak wrote:Also, could winner be determined by voting? Like you guys pick your 10 favourite, and we get to vote?
Caption Contest 1
If she keeps sneaking up on me and blurting out questions she?s going to get stabbed like her mother, who kept asking me why I was stabbing the paper boy, who kept asking me why I was stabbing the neighbor? who? damn my arm is tired!
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It's a good thing Jenny's blind, because it would be really awkward if she could see me standing over her mother's corpse right now. Especially with my pants off.
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"Haha Jenny! Now you're all alone!" I said as I plunged the same knife I used to kill her mother into my chest. That's what she gets for getting me a #1 Dad magnet for my birthday for the fifth time.
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Oh my God, she was married!?
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"Haha Jenny! Now you're all alone!" I said as I plunged the same knife I used to kill her mother into my chest. That's what she gets for getting me a #1 Dad magnet for my birthday for the fifth time.
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Oh my God, she was married!?
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1. In retrospect, "Mom" is a terrible name for a Tomato.
A tomato knife is also a very poor choice for a murder weapon.
2. I could see Kelly getting confused as she saw the ketchup on my dagger.
I mean, who could have known that my wife bled ketchup? Wierd.
A tomato knife is also a very poor choice for a murder weapon.
2. I could see Kelly getting confused as she saw the ketchup on my dagger.
I mean, who could have known that my wife bled ketchup? Wierd.
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I'm partial to that one. Also I'm digging the activity in the forums all of a sudden due to the caption contest. Nothing jumpstarts a forum like the chance at getting free stuff."She's right here," I answered as I bit into my mombutter and jelly sandwich.
EDIT: Awashwithblood said that. I just don't know how to quote properly.