[2011-Aug-12] The Ferrous Phallus

[Kimra]

Objectification of women at 100% well done.

[Johnny Largedick]

Are you saying women aren't objects? Are you saying they are some kind of ethereal matter?

You sexist pig, you sicken me.

[Quintushalls]

Are you saying women aren't objects? Are you saying they are some kind of ethereal matter?

You sexist pig, you sicken me.

In video games, they are not objects. They are models.

[Gangler]

Everyone knows women are a singular abstract concept. It chooses to manifest itself in the form of billions of mortal incarnations that it might better toy with its' mortal pets from up close. How else do you explain the telekinesis? Or their mysterious ability to survive the birthing process? Woman is selectively mortal, and only adheres to the laws of our universe when the unfathomable rules to its' self-made game demand it.

[Lethal Interjection]

Women are to be subjegated not objectified.

[Apocalyptus]

I tried this, but I did it slowly. My dick just wasn't powerful enough to go through the wrapper. The first couple of times I missed my dick entirely when bringing it down. This didn't quite go as expected and apparently she wouldn't have been that impressed if it worked in the first place.

So far, the best method I know is when the lady puts the the condom in her mouth, open toward your dick, and then starts to blow you like making a bubble gum bubble. The condom will fit snugly over the dick after 2-3 thrusts.

I recommend trying this one instead.

This is not recommended due to the risk of teeth puncturing or weakening the rubber, thus rendering the condom useless. Useless!

[Girlysprite]

I tried this, but I did it slowly. My dick just wasn't powerful enough to go through the wrapper. The first couple of times I missed my dick entirely when bringing it down. This didn't quite go as expected and apparently she wouldn't have been that impressed if it worked in the first place.

So far, the best method I know is when the lady puts the the condom in her mouth, open toward your dick, and then starts to blow you like making a bubble gum bubble. The condom will fit snugly over the dick after 2-3 thrusts.

I recommend trying this one instead.

This is not recommended due to the risk of teeth puncturing or weakening the rubber, thus rendering the condom useless. Useless!

But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enough

Also, this thread is full of win, even more then the comic that spawned it

[Nathanyel]

But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enough

BJ with a condom? meh.

[Frostbite]

I like to call it a condy-J.

[Kaharz]

But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enough

BJ with a condom? meh.

But doesn't everyone like the taste of latex, lubricant and spermicide while not actually providing much physical stimulation?

[Lethal Interjection]

I like to call it a condy-J.

Named after the former Secretary of State?

[Kimra]

But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enough

BJ with a condom? meh.

But doesn't everyone like the taste of latex, lubricant and spermicide while not actually providing much physical stimulation?

Better than mouth herpes? Yes.