[2011-Aug-19] Herbal Sex
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[2011-Aug-19] Herbal Sex
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2342
This comic pissed me off a little bit. Not having sex is not "Herbal Sex"! "Herbal Sex" is more like Tantric Sex (SFW. Wikipedia.). Herbal Tea is good for you and even tastes better. Yeah, it isn't as caffeinated as regular tea, but it is still damn good. And yes, it is tea! Tea is a beverage of any various infusions prepared from the leaves, flowers, etc., of other plants. Just because it doesn't come from Camellia sinensis doesn't mean that it isn't tea. Screw that woman and her hatred for good tea!
Drawn Comic Guy, tell that bitch to GTFO!
In conclusion, here is a picture on how to make some good mother fucking tea:
I like my tea like I like my women: tasty, aromatic, rich, and full-bodied. Hiyoooo!
This comic pissed me off a little bit. Not having sex is not "Herbal Sex"! "Herbal Sex" is more like Tantric Sex (SFW. Wikipedia.). Herbal Tea is good for you and even tastes better. Yeah, it isn't as caffeinated as regular tea, but it is still damn good. And yes, it is tea! Tea is a beverage of any various infusions prepared from the leaves, flowers, etc., of other plants. Just because it doesn't come from Camellia sinensis doesn't mean that it isn't tea. Screw that woman and her hatred for good tea!
Drawn Comic Guy, tell that bitch to GTFO!
In conclusion, here is a picture on how to make some good mother fucking tea:
I like my tea like I like my women: tasty, aromatic, rich, and full-bodied. Hiyoooo!
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Re: [19 Aug 2011] Herbal Sex
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Re: [19 Aug 2011] Herbal Sex
Fix'dQuintushalls wrote:I like my tea like I like my women: painted, and weak.
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Re: [19 Aug 2011] Herbal Sex
I like my women like I like my tea. English and bitter, and slathered in honey.
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Re: [19 Aug 2011] Herbal Sex
I'm pretty sure we'd already decided long ago as a forum that herbal tea was not real tea at all but stained water. Delicious and really good for you stained water.
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Re: [19 Aug 2011] Herbal Sex
Technically, it's only "tea" if it comes from the tea plant, other infusions are called "tisanes" (although it is still safe to call it "herbal tea"). Also, most herbal tea is not caffeinated and you can't say that it's "good for you" just because it's herbal without knowing what's in it. Some plants in herbal teas can be quite toxic in high quantities, such as comfrey, which can cause permanent liver damage. And I've definitely had some bad-tasting herbal teas before.
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I had Chinese tea the other night, pretty sure it was just hot water.
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Re: [19 Aug 2011] Herbal Sex
Who's the cool grandma then? Can I be the cool grandma?
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I stand by my over-generalizations.DonRetrasado wrote: Also, most herbal tea is not caffeinated and you can't say that it's "good for you" just because it's herbal without knowing what's in it. Some plants in herbal teas can be quite toxic in high quantities, such as comfrey, which can cause permanent liver damage. And I've definitely had some bad-tasting herbal teas before.
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Damn you memory why did you fail me?!*smiley_cow wrote:Stained water.
*I could only think of painted, and I knew that wasn't right.
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Re: [19 Aug 2011] Herbal Sex
Fixed.Quintushalls wrote:"Herbal Sex" is more like Tantric Sex[citation needed].
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Re: [19 Aug 2011] Herbal Sex
Yeah, painted tea was what popped into my head first too. Which is weird because painted and stained, despite being similar sounding, aren't really words I associate with each other.Kimra wrote:Damn you memory why did you fail me?!*smiley_cow wrote:Stained water.
*I could only think of painted, and I knew that wasn't right.
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Re: [19 Aug 2011] Herbal Sex
BTW, did anyone notice, or is it my imagination, did her boobs get bigger in the last panel? I think it is a subliminal message that the longing for sex makes her more attractive artistically.
Here is a picture gallery of the best herbal teas: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... on=Gallery
Here is a picture gallery of the best herbal teas: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... on=Gallery