It's true. Not exactly a redeeming response.cheez.wiz wrote:Dunno about you guys, but that is the part that makes me laugh.Ulfednar wrote:Yeah, I actually had no clue it was a girl...
It sounds so desperate...*
*Next quote could/should be, "do you own a dog i could... date? I won't get into heavy petting, i promise."
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That reminded me of something I sawrecently.cheez.wiz wrote:Next quote could/should be, "do you own a dog i could... date? I won't get into heavy petting, i promise."
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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Funny. When I first read this post I thought it said "women exist only to slowly suck the creative soul from men until they die hollow and weeping like children at their self-inflicted misfortunes."Jaydee wrote:Freudian Slips... shame on me. But it is true... I am quite deprived.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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You don't need to say more. I'm not really interested but thanks for your lust anyway.Jaydee wrote:Really? It's so strange, because I'm writing a book about coincidences. I was driving the other day and I passed a cheese shop.. AND! coincidence!!!!! I WANTED TO EAT CHEESE.TwoBuy wrote:Funny. When I first read this post I thought it said "women exist only to slowly suck the creative soul from men until they die hollow and weeping like children at their self-inflicted misfortunes."Jaydee wrote:Freudian Slips... shame on me. But it is true... I am quite deprived.
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