[2011-Sep-03] The Universe moves on, so should you

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[2011-Sep-03] The Universe moves on, so should you

Post by JCfromNC »

Does Zack work at my place of business? Because I get these sorts of calls all the damn time.

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Do you work for a suicide hotline?
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

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Sahan wrote:Do you work for a suicide hotline?
I sometimes call those numbers pretending I'm gonna kill myself and if I get a hot woman on the other end I try to get her to come round so we can fuck.

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Suicide brothels. Marketable business venture?
Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon
about to eat your face.

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Robert Largedick wrote:I sometimes call those numbers pretending I'm gonna kill myself and if I get a hot woman on the other end I try to get her to come round so we can fuck.
If hell existed, you would be going there.

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Post by Sahan »

Really? I think his ability to accurately determine the physical attractiveness of someone via telephone suggests he may not be bound to same fate as the rest of us mere mortals.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

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existential fear was never as funny before I started smbc

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ChaoticBrain wrote:
Robert Largedick wrote:I sometimes call those numbers pretending I'm gonna kill myself and if I get a hot woman on the other end I try to get her to come round so we can fuck.
If hell existed, you would be going there.
If saying something stupid and untrue on the internet was grounds for condemnation, I think we are all hellbound.

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ಠ_ಠ THIS COMIC IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! ಠ_ಠ

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Fuck you quint, you're not my mother. You can't tell me what to feel bad about.
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GUTCHUCKER wrote:Fuck you quint, you're not my mother. You can't tell me what to feel bad about.
Actually, I am your mother. Don't forget to brush your teeth before supper! Kisses.

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You really don't need to quote me when you post directly below what you're referring to...
Datanazush wrote:I ship Mohammed and Jehova.

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GUTCHUCKER wrote:You really don't need to quote me when you post directly below what you're referring to...
You don't like being quoted? Well bully for you.
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Fuck parrots
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GUTCHUCKER wrote:Fuck parrots

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