[2011-Sep-07] Octopus Jesus

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I still firmly believe that those are the ramblings of a lunatic.
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Wait, shouldn't there just be 6 instead of 8 places for the arms on the cross? 2 of the 8 limbs are nailed to the bottom, then the 6 should go with 3 on each side...?

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Maybe two of the limbs aren't nailed to the bottom then.
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maybe it's a squid, therefore 10 tentacles. nowhere does it say octopus.

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Talk about a guy with a noodle appendage!

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I think the "E" is for "Encephalopods," or the equivalent Latin genitive plural.

INRI was Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews.

I think this one is Octopus of Nazareth, King of Encephalopods.

For what it's worth, I think this is one of the most clever comics I've ever seen. My hat's off to Zach.

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Re: [2011-Sep-07] Octopus Jesus

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griffinsclaw wrote:maybe it's a squid, therefore 10 tentacles. nowhere does it say octopus.
The Votey shows exactly the amount of tentacles it has.

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Re: [2011-Sep-07] Octopus Jesus

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Quintushalls wrote:
griffinsclaw wrote:maybe it's a squid, therefore 10 tentacles. nowhere does it say octopus.
The Votey shows exactly the amount of tentacles it has.
and countless years of christian iconography shows jesus as a blond-haired blue-eyed man
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A guy wrote:I think the "E" is for "Encephalopods," or the equivalent Latin genitive plural.
I thought Encephalopods were one of the names of the monsters from the Alien films and cephalopods were the class that squids and octopodes were in.
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i dont think i should admit that it took me ages to figure this one out! i'm a bit slow today... derp derp :S

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Re: [2011-Sep-07] Octopus Jesus

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A guy wrote:I think the "E" is for "Encephalopods," or the equivalent Latin genitive plural.
Finally an answer.

But why ... "Encephalopods - Did you mean Cephalopods?"
Kaharz wrote:I thought Encephalopods were one of the names of the monsters from the Alien films and cephalopods were the class that squids and octopodes were in.
Okay I guess that's why.

But maybe Zach doesn't know.
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Kaharz wrote:I thought Encephalopods were one of the names of the monsters from the Alien films and cephalopods were the class that squids and octopodes were in.
I remember them being called zenomorphs but that's it.
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DonRetrasado wrote:I still firmly believe that those are the ramblings of a lunatic.
And Edminster is the one trying to improve my life by pressuring me to accept said ramblings as divine truth.

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Re: [2011-Sep-07] Octopus Jesus

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Kimra wrote:
Kaharz wrote:I thought Encephalopods were one of the names of the monsters from the Alien films and cephalopods were the class that squids and octopodes were in.
I remember them being called zenomorphs but that's it.
Yea, I can't remember encephalopods being used, I don't think it was in the movies, but I knew encephalopod sounded familiar and that is the only usage I can find anywhere, so I must know it from some spin off media around the movies. In the movies I think they only use (The) Alien and xenomorph.
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