Formal Inappropriateness

epoch · Post by **epoch** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:38 pm

well, my date and I, we decided to do a matching thing.

with the help of some friends, I made a fairly passable tuxedo using Camo material. mostly the black and white urban camo stuff.

and my girlfriend at the time made a dress out of green camo.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:54 pm

Jaydee wrote:Okay. It's been decided* that I'm going to be completely formal and elegant. I took the dye out of my hair and i stripped it back to original reddish brown and I bought a basically awesome dress. So yeah... I have one last question, do you guys think that it'd be harsh for me to make my boyfriend wear a pink tie? it has to match my sash thing.

*by the purchase of an expensive dress, with no help from bitchy sales women who either said i was a size 12 or 8... never the size 10 that I am.

any man who won't wear a pink tie isn't worth dating.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:27 am

ruotwocone wrote:
Jaydee wrote:Okay. It's been decided* that I'm going to be completely formal and elegant. I took the dye out of my hair and i stripped it back to original reddish brown and I bought a basically awesome dress. So yeah... I have one last question, do you guys think that it'd be harsh for me to make my boyfriend wear a pink tie? it has to match my sash thing.

*by the purchase of an expensive dress, with no help from bitchy sales women who either said i was a size 12 or 8... never the size 10 that I am.
any man who won't wear a pink tie isn't worth dating.

I hope that was a joke. I'd never wear a pink tie. Red is ok. White could pass... But the mix of both (pink not to name it) is awful...
I'd die before i'd wear that tie.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:37 am

cheez.wiz wrote: I hope that was a joke. I'd never wear a pink tie. Red is ok. White could pass... But the mix of both (pink not to name it) is awful...
I'd die before i'd wear that tie.

Wow. I'm speechless. That you walked into it... and at such a pace!

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:10 pm

cheez.wiz wrote:I hope that was a joke. I'd never wear a pink tie. Red is ok. White could pass... But the mix of both (pink not to name it) is awful...
I'd die before i'd wear that tie.

not a joke, pink ties are in. And I don't mind saying they look pretty snazzy too.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:11 pm

ruotwocone wrote:
cheez.wiz wrote:I hope that was a joke. I'd never wear a pink tie. Red is ok. White could pass... But the mix of both (pink not to name it) is awful...
I'd die before i'd wear that tie.
not a joke, pink ties are in. And I don't mind saying they look pretty snazzy too.

You could've said geeky as well... Still, for me, it's a no go.

And if your boyfriend wears such a tie, he'll lose all that makes him a man anyway. So, what good use will he makes of that access?*

*Though he might gain back his manhood that way... Tough call.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:11 am

Jaydee wrote: unlimited boob access*
*after formal

I hope you have a better contract than that. Because, frankly, you leave a real open window there. Anytime after formal? So he can play Captain McGrabbyhands in the mall the day after? Or at the local eatery 3 months later?

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:45 pm

Jaydee wrote: I still feel that you, cheez.wiz, have never felt boobies nor become a man... because on my behalf making him a man is as good as your mother in bed.

But on the other half... can you explain scientifically how he would be less of a man because of a coloured tie?

It's your right to feel so... but was it necessary to imply an incestuous relationship with my mother? That makes you the one that's childish and not really ready for the real world in my opinion(though you might be since people act differently out in the world and when they are secluded in front of their computers, trolling people on the net.)

And my answer to your question is no, i can't. What makes a man a man isn't pure biology and reason, it's a question of philosophy. My stance is only a big emphasis on "Hell no, i'd never wear a pink tie." cause it sounded so plain.

Now, if you really want a 2 pages debate over if he'd lose or not his manliness, or if i really am myself, i'm ready to go on. But i won't be the one ridiculing myself.*

*except for the typos i could potentially make...

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:28 pm

It's a security issue. I would say that a "real" man should have no problem wearing a pink tie because he knows his masculinity is not going to be questioned if he does. Chicks dig confidence, after all.

If you go to a party with a pink tie on your neck and a beautiful woman on your arm, the only people making fun of the tie are the ones jealous about the woman. -You can quote me on that.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:05 am

TwoBuy wrote: If you go to a party with a pink tie on your neck and a beautiful woman on your arm, the only people making fun of the tie are the ones jealous about the woman.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:48 pm

mountainmage wrote:
TwoBuy wrote: If you go to a party with a pink tie on your neck and a beautiful woman on your arm, the only people making fun of the tie are the ones jealous about the woman.

Perfect.

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