[2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Post by **DonRetrasado** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:52 am

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2377#comic

My attempt at making an SMBC more funny.

Post by **Edminster** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:16 am

Pretty sure Dilbert did this joke, except with slamming your head in a desk drawer.

John Magnum · Post by **John Magnum** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:39 am

Reminds me of that Flight of the Conchords bit, where Jemaine helps Bret edit his song down to "If You're Into It".

bajsejohannes · Post by **bajsejohannes** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:48 am

I'd totally eat the brick. I mean, there are people who have eaten planes!

plu · Post by **plu** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:58 am

It'd be better without the last panel.

Alabrax · Post by **Alabrax** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:45 pm

Honestly with a little processing I don't think eating a brick over a period of time would be all that hard.

Eisbreaker · Post by **Eisbreaker** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:42 pm

The problem is portion size, really.

Tkun · Post by **Tkun** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:39 pm

Actually many people eat bricks because they want this is called pica
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29

I would eat a brick for a good girl but I doubt that a girl would change her mind because of that.

Climb montains and cross valleys on the other hand are much harder to do...

Oldrac the Chitinous · Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:45 pm

No, see, if he ate the brick, the girl would be contractually obligated to love that guy for the rest of her life.

Post by **DonRetrasado** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:00 am

When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you... Sure I'll eat the brick! What's a big sister for?

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:46 pm

I'm thinking he was a pansy, all he needed was a hammer to break it up a bit. Shesh, whinner.

Post by **DonRetrasado** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:08 am

But then you get a ton of jagged brick shards.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:25 am

But digestible ones.

Oldrac the Chitinous · Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:30 am

Not likely. But passable, maybe.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:16 am

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Not likely. But passable, maybe.

Well she's not asking him to digest it properly. And I think maybe you don't want to be with her if she's going to examine your excrement.

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