Still, my guideline is "Would Jesus do it?". And he would under no circumstances wear a pink tie. Ever.TwoBuy wrote:Perfect.mountainmage wrote:TwoBuy wrote: If you go to a party with a pink tie on your neck and a beautiful woman on your arm, the only people making fun of the tie are the ones jealous about the woman.
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I also now expect you to die in a way that benefits me. The glass plate that rotates in my microwave broke. I guess you could die to get me a new one of those.Jaydee wrote:... so you would wear a dress? and not a pink tie?cheez.wiz wrote:Still, my guideline is "Would Jesus do it?". And he would under no circumstances wear a pink tie. Ever.
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That or refer to the second version... "What would Chuck Norris do?"* wich better embodies this particular question.Jaydee wrote:... so you would wear a dress? and not a pink tie?cheez.wiz wrote:Still, my guideline is "Would Jesus do it?". And he would under no circumstances wear a pink tie. Ever.TwoBuy wrote: Perfect.
*Basically bad acting and growing a beard.**
**And sure, i'd do that.
And twobuy, material isn't important... I'll get you a pass for heaven instead... The one you wouldn't have won by yourself...
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Sorry, that was a quote malfunction (which is hopefully now fixed). It was intended for Chez Wizard based on his comment that he bases all his decisions on what Jesus would have done.Jaydee wrote:I'm dying to get a new couch before I die for a microwave plate thing, but I'm still curious as to how you broke that plate.
And I have no idea about the plate. My wife did it while I was at work. It's a pretty thick plate too, so I was shocked as well. Wait, that's boring. I meant to say that it was a Brachiosaurus.
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Yeah, people are stupid. QED
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?