[2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

[pigslookfunny]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2387#comic

I actually bought a box of Sponch from Walmart last year. It wasn't very good, to be honest. I guess now I know why.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

This comic has the honor of being the first SMBC comic that I have decided was too long, and consequently didn't read.

[jps]

Okay, now I know Zach is just screwing with us. What is a celebrity nipple and what does it have to do with the rest of the cartoon?

[Eisbreaker]

Two options: Either the nipple of a famous lady or gentleman, or, the more likely option, a nipple that is a successful entertainer or somesuch for which the public holds high interest.

I guess maybe SMBC is now sponsored by NAG, the nipple awareness group.

[GetsLonely]

Okay, I didn't realize Sponch was actually a product. I thought he was just making a thinly veiled reference to Soylent Green without actually wanting to say it, which I didn't understand either. This joke makes more sense now.

[Guest]

Anita Johnson? Was that a coincidence?

[Guest]

This is more about how the media can spin real objective truths into the questionable. The power of denial is amazing.

[Jacob]

The reason the comic is not successful is because he's taking his criticisms of the media too far, so it results in a bunch of easy punches.

[Lethal Interjection]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2387#comic

I actually bought a box of Sponch from Walmart last year. It wasn't very good, to be honest. I guess now I know why.

Your first mistake was buying it from Walmart.

[GUTCHUCKER]

Your second mistake is do not talk about fight club.

[Eisbreaker]

No shirts, no shoes, no service.

[DonRetrasado]

Lucky for me, that's all I wear.

[Sahan]

And thankfully, there is no mention of pants in the policy.

[Frostbite]

No shirts, no shoes, no service.

Wait...wouldn't it be no shirt, no shoes, yes service?

[Eisbreaker]

Why would you want to wear service?*

*Or shoes, or shirts, for that matter.