[2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

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[2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby pigslookfunny » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:41 am

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2387#comic

I actually bought a box of Sponch from Walmart last year. It wasn't very good, to be honest. I guess now I know why.
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:42 am

This comic has the honor of being the first SMBC comic that I have decided was too long, and consequently didn't read.
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby jps » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:15 am

Okay, now I know Zach is just screwing with us. What is a celebrity nipple and what does it have to do with the rest of the cartoon?
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby Eisbreaker » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:29 am

Two options: Either the nipple of a famous lady or gentleman, or, the more likely option, a nipple that is a successful entertainer or somesuch for which the public holds high interest.

I guess maybe SMBC is now sponsored by NAG, the nipple awareness group.
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby GetsLonely » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:24 pm

Okay, I didn't realize Sponch was actually a product. I thought he was just making a thinly veiled reference to Soylent Green without actually wanting to say it, which I didn't understand either. This joke makes more sense now.
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby Guest » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:26 pm

Anita Johnson? Was that a coincidence?
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby Guest » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:47 pm

This is more about how the media can spin real objective truths into the questionable. The power of denial is amazing.
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby Jacob » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:04 pm

The reason the comic is not successful is because he's taking his criticisms of the media too far, so it results in a bunch of easy punches.
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby Lethal Interjection » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:43 pm

pigslookfunny wrote:http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2387#comic

I actually bought a box of Sponch from Walmart last year. It wasn't very good, to be honest. I guess now I know why.


Your first mistake was buying it from Walmart.
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:04 pm

Your second mistake is do not talk about fight club.
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby Eisbreaker » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:02 am

No shirts, no shoes, no service.
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby DonRetrasado » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:03 am

Lucky for me, that's all I wear.
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby Sahan » Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:35 am

And thankfully, there is no mention of pants in the policy.
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby Frostbite » Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:32 pm

Eisbreaker wrote:No shirts, no shoes, no service.


Wait...wouldn't it be no shirt, no shoes, yes service?
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Re: [2011-Oct-03] Sponch!

Postby Eisbreaker » Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:26 pm

Why would you want to wear service?*

*Or shoes, or shirts, for that matter.
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