Drives me crazy
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Re: Drives me crazy
Back in the day if a kid talked back to you, you would slap their bum raw. Also, a woman or a black person.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Drives me crazy
We still does it with the womenfolk, but nows we calls it foreplay.
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about to eat your face.
about to eat your face.
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Re: Drives me crazy
Foreplay? Damn near killed 'im!
That punchline works with anything.
I remember hearing a story of how a dad taught his daughter the wrong names for all the colors and the mom didn't find out til the kid came home crying from summer camp because the other kids laughed at her. I laughed, too.
That punchline works with anything.
I remember hearing a story of how a dad taught his daughter the wrong names for all the colors and the mom didn't find out til the kid came home crying from summer camp because the other kids laughed at her. I laughed, too.
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Re: Drives me crazy
I used to be schizophrenic and it would drive me crazy. But now we're feeling better.
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Re: Drives me crazy
Maybe it's just Jiro's other personality?In Jam wrote:oh god another Jiro
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Jiro needs to teach his personalities to cooperate like us.
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Dissociative identity is not schizophreniaaaaaaa
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Re: Drives me crazy
I dunno about that, I once read a geocities page that argued differently.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Dissociative identity is not schizophreniaaaaaaa
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Re: Drives me crazy
WHAT'S THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN HUH HUH IS THIS LIKE A VEILED INSULTIn Jam wrote:oh god another Jiro
I really can't tell I'm not very bright I once said good morning to a man when it was evening
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I find it annoying when people pretend to have mental illnesses to make themselves sound interesting.
You and him have both done this.
You and him have both done this.
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Re: Drives me crazy
Most of what I say is sarcasm, gross exaggerations or completely fabricated, all in the attempt to seem interesting. If I'm not interesting, then I'll be overlooked like yesterday's jam.
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Re: Drives me crazy
NOT IN THIS COUNTRY, BUDDY.GUTCHUCKER wrote:Veiled?
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