Pissing on my futon

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:38 am

So, last night my boyfriend and I invited our friend Kat over. With Kat came the dreaded John. And John brought Medieval Times Ryan. We were pretty trashed, so Kat left. Ryan took the couch and John took the futon.

Yes, folks, that is indeed urine on my futon.

He didn't mention pissing on the futon, (Sam noticed it was wet and pissy whilst I was at work.) And we left when I did. So, either he was so drunk (and boy was he drunk) that he doesn't remember, or he does and was just too embarrassed to say anything. Now, do we tell him and embarrass the shit out of him, or not tell him but always secretly laugh at this?

geewj · Post by **geewj** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:54 am

Forever he shall remain the name Piss Pants, up unto a point where his actions come above and beyond those of very pissy pants(and futons). For this the dead must be great(and reimbursed).

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:13 am

I would totally ridicule him and make him pay for it. That is one huge, nasty piss-stain.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:40 am

Wow. I don't really understand how people can get that drunk.
I would definitely confront him about it. I don't know if I would laugh at him, since I don't know him. And I would try to get him to pay for a new one, for sures.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:26 am

I'd say blackmail him. Didn't you want a pool? John can probably pay you one if you don't leak that picture in his family...

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:11 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:Wow. I don't really understand how people can get that drunk.
I would definitely confront him about it. I don't know if I would laugh at him, since I don't know him. And I would try to get him to pay for a new one, for sures.

Kat came over again last night. We decided the best way to do this was to buy him a card. It was a blank card with beer bottles on it.

Inside:

Dear John,

You pissed on my futon last night.

Love,
Bekah and Sam

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:41 pm

GirlsDontDoThat wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:Wow. I don't really understand how people can get that drunk.
I would definitely confront him about it. I don't know if I would laugh at him, since I don't know him. And I would try to get him to pay for a new one, for sures.
Kat came over again last night. We decided the best way to do this was to buy him a card. It was a blank card with beer bottles on it.

Inside:

Dear John,

You pissed on my futon last night.

Love,
Bekah and Sam

That's good. I like it. You should've included a bill, though.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:47 pm

I love that card. I'm laughing my ass of right now. I agree the bill would be a good value add

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:11 am

I nominate this topic for "Best topic title evar."

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:18 am

TwoBuy wrote:I love that card. I'm laughing my ass of right now. I agree the bill would be a good value add

it'd be a waste of breath. he can't even afford taco bell.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:01 am

GirlsDontDoThat wrote:
TwoBuy wrote:I love that card. I'm laughing my ass of right now. I agree the bill would be a good value add
it'd be a waste of breath. he can't even afford taco bell.

I can't either*.

*Cause there are no taco bell in my area.**
**Plus, those concession licenses are fucking expensive...

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