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Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

Postby Sahan » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:06 am

Collect all of your friend's weed, and burn it all so he can't use it ever again. Just put it all in a heap in a safe indoor location and light it on fire but OH GOD DON'T INHALE THE SMOKE AND GET HIGH THAT IS A BAD IDEA.
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Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

Postby sotic » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:44 pm

He'd just get more from his family. They all smoke too. Also his dad is the dean of students and will probably be my stats prof in a couple years so I don't want to piss him off.
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Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

Postby Euclidthegreek » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:35 am

1. Coming to this place with actual advice? What is this madness‽

2. Hey! Are you guys Pitch Hitter‽
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Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

Postby Eisbreaker » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:14 am

Everyone is Pitch Hitter, man.
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Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:20 am

Pitch who?
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Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

Postby DonRetrasado » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:46 am

Steal all your friend's weed, then smoke it.
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I think Pitch Hitter's already left the forum. Gone on to bigger and better things.
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Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:05 am

DonRetrasado wrote:Gone on to bigger and better things.

Fortunately he does not know where my dick is, or I would be worried that he is coming after me.
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Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

Postby Euclidthegreek » Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:36 am

He lives on inside us all.

Heh, heh.
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Re: Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column

Postby Dane Raider » Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:15 pm

Dear Pitch Hitter or Whoever Answers If He's Not Here Anymore,

A friend of mine has a real problem. He's desperate to make this bunch of fucking hipster nerds on the internet like him, but due to unresolved daddy issues finds the only way to express himself to be through obvious hostility and derision. He's told me he's deathly afraid they're all just going to tease him and sneer at him like his dad did.

Or end up autoerotically asphyxiating themselves. Like his dad did.

His name is also Dane, in case anyone asks.

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