Mortal Kombat Armegeddon

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:54 am

So, I've always LOVED Mortal Kombat. LOVED. But, wtf, I got to my local Gamestop the other day and buy me some Mortal Kombat Armageddon and, omfg, it sucks so hardcore. They changed my favorite character's (Jade) costume and, christ, THE MOVES.

I've always been good at these games, but jeeesus this game sucks.

The moves are way too slow and awkward. I want my $17.99 back.

I'm calling Tobias Boon.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 5:23 pm

You'd be better off calling Tobias F?nke. He has a very specialized field.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:05 pm

Does he make house calls?

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:28 am

mountainmage wrote:Does he make house calls?

You're THAT interested?

Why am i not surprised to find something like this in here?

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:50 am

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:43 am

Well I was due for a colonoscopy...analrapists specialize in that kind of thing don't they?