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SMBC Comics Forum • View topic - Poetry Competition

Poetry Competition

For original creative work. For the love of Zach, read Rule 30.

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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Kimra » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:59 am

The gig is up. The competition over.
Now you all who entered must vote for which of you shall win. I'll tally it, just reply in this thread with the name of who you vote for and the title of their poem (as made up by me). You get one vote, don't vote for yourself.

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Sciency Stuff
Metaflower
Mushroom Princess (Like the Flower You are)
The Classic
Budding Psycho
Hard Flower
Devotion
Yoda
Lazy
Sodden Paper
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Euclidthegreek » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:34 am

Isn't it the jig is up?

My name is Euclid
I came here too late
I have to confess
I forgot the date

Some men claim
To while away the hour
The best way to do it
Is in contemplation of a flower

I didn't do that
I started too late
My natural impulse
Was to procrastinate

I was going to write
The best poem there ever was
Instead I just wrote
This lame piece of scuzz

It's not like I toiled
Through forest and fen
In the lofty pursuit
Of this flower pen

My excuses are meager
This poem is rote
But yet I will ask you
Can I still vote?
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:53 am

I vote for that one. ^^
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Kimra » Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:51 am

o.o ...but I like Euclid... but rules.... oh god this will destroy my brain...

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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Dane Raider » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:31 pm

Being kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend's anus with a feather, being perverted is when you bypass that hassle and just start humping chickens.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Edminster » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:30 pm

Dindong deserves the win. I played the audio file for the boyfriend and he agrees that it is Art.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Kimra » Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:35 pm

Euclid, because I'm nice you can vote. Also because I like you. If it had been someone I don't like....
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby DonRetrasado » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:29 pm

My vote goes to Felstaff.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby GreenCrayon » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:34 pm

It'll come as no surprise that my vote goes to Felstaff's Budding* Psycho.

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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Euclidthegreek » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:15 am

I'm torn between Dindong's, Felstaff's, and DR's. The passionate reading of Dindong's really enhances it, but I'm racist against him so I think I can't vote for that one. I really liked Felstaff's, which probably has the most literary merit. However, I think DR did the most with the concept whatever that means, so my counterfeit vote goes to him.
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Sprinkles » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:43 am

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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Astrogirl » Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:00 am

crogression? !
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Kimra » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:08 pm

Astro, here's a hint:
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Crunchy Pete » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:24 pm

Crunchy Pete respects smiley cow's honesty and thinks the pen would be most appreciated there

so thats one vote to smiley cow
...then she said "I don't see why" and burst into flames...
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Re: Poetry Competition

Postby Felstaff » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:46 pm

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