[2012-Mar-23] Erectus Nocturnus
Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
The question as stated is what is the gravitational force of the additional wang volume on the moon. This is not asking for additional force on the moon, that isn't in the question. The question is how much more force do North American penises exert on the moon when they are erect than they do when they are flaccid.
Mass of flaccid penis < Mass of erect penis
Penis pull when flaccid < Penis pull when erect
Mass of flaccid penis < Mass of erect penis
Penis pull when flaccid < Penis pull when erect
Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
We can clearly see in this article that more people sleep facing up than down, in a net excess of 6%.
Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
One small nit-pick with the cartoon. It states that the male population of North America is 228Million. The total population of the USA is just over 310Million and Canadia is 38Million (source is Google). So total population of North America is nearly 350Million. Do males really make up 65% of the entire population? Is America and Canadia that skewed and starved of Women?
Also...
Do old and young wangs still tumesce as much?
Also...
Do old and young wangs still tumesce as much?
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
Crunchy Pete learned a new word todaySlugsie wrote:tumesce
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
One more small nit-pick, there is more to North American than the US and Canadia.Slugsie wrote:One small nit-pick with the cartoon. It states that the male population of North America is 228Million. The total population of the USA is just over 310Million and Canadia is 38Million (source is Google). So total population of North America is nearly 350Million. Do males really make up 65% of the entire population? Is America and Canadia that skewed and starved of Women?
Also...
Do old and young wangs still tumesce as much?
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
Why is this restricted to North America? South America's nighttime is roughly at the same time. And men the world over have penises. In fact, the mode penis is Chinese.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
I literally only signed up to this forum to answer the bonus question, but I see several of you are also nerdy enough to know the answer.
There is no gravitational change, because blood does not only have a gravitational force when it is in a penis.
There is no gravitational change, because blood does not only have a gravitational force when it is in a penis.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
I definitely get more lenient pull when erect! bahahaPetulantWanger wrote: Mass of flaccid penis < Mass of erect penis
Penis pull when flaccid < Penis pull when erect
Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
assuming flesh is 1.4 g/cc, 1 229.17 N of force is exerted on the moon by the extra amount of penis. This is what drove Newton to discover his underlying theory of gravitation.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
women would float around if gravity only worked on penises.AKADidymus wrote:I literally only signed up to this forum to answer the bonus question, but I see several of you are also nerdy enough to know the answer.
There is no gravitational change, because blood does not only have a gravitational force when it is in a penis.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
I was saying that it wasn't every night. By my personal observation, I don't get erect every night.bdbc78 wrote:By that, are you saying that guys don't get erections every night? Because in general, they actually do, typically during REM sleep. It actually happens several times a night, EVERY night, unless of course the guy has actual physiological issues that prevent him from getting an erection (very rare - most ED is caused by something mental). Here, I found you a link for fun:Lethal Interjection wrote:http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2558#comic
Now, I don't want to get all personal, but this problem isn't constant.
That said, I am also sleeping through the night. So my cognition of what my penis is doing during that time is slim.
So I guess I was just saying that I don't notice it happening every night, and I didn't do any research at all, so I assumed this wasn't an 'every night' deal.