[2012-Mar-23] Erectus Nocturnus

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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
bdbc78 wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2558#comic

Now, I don't want to get all personal, but this problem isn't constant.
By that, are you saying that guys don't get erections every night? Because in general, they actually do, typically during REM sleep. It actually happens several times a night, EVERY night, unless of course the guy has actual physiological issues that prevent him from getting an erection (very rare - most ED is caused by something mental). Here, I found you a link for fun:
I was saying that it wasn't every night. By my personal observation, I don't get erect every night.
That said, I am also sleeping through the night. So my cognition of what my penis is doing during that time is slim.
So I guess I was just saying that I don't notice it happening every night, and I didn't do any research at all, so I assumed this wasn't an 'every night' deal.
This was the issue I wanted to bring up. The comic doesn't take into account the number of penis having people who would be having nightmares on any given night since the body doesn't become aroused at night when you're having bad dreams.*

*See, I can be annoyingly pedantic too!
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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DonRetrasado wrote:You win the "bad at formal events" award for messing up my title and addressing me as a lay-person instead of a don. You may ask yourself, "what is a don?"

Nothing, whatisadon with you?





I think I misunderstood.

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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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Donnez-moi le fromage!
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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For the record, it depends on moon phase as well.

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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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I, for one, am glad that this thread about penises is still going.
Being kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend's anus with a feather, being perverted is when you bypass that hassle and just start humping chickens.

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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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Dane Raider wrote:I, for one, am glad that this thread about penises is still going.
I'm not sure if this penis thread knows if it is coming or going.

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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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ohho! watch out everyone

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smiley_cow wrote:The comic doesn't take into account the number of penis* having people who would be having nightmares on any given night since the body doesn't become aroused at night when you're having bad dreams.

*Or vagina, I'm no sexist.
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But...I am a sexist.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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smiley_cow wrote:But...I am a sexist.
Oh.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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I'm a sexist too. Remember you can't have exist, without sexist.

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Do I get any points for being sexiest?
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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Dane Raider wrote:Do I get any points for being sexiest?
Of course! Just come back once you've achieved that, and the points are yours.

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ChaoticBrain wrote:Of course! Just come back once you've achieved that, and the points are yours.
Cool. Well, I know I must be at least 2nd sexiest already, so who do I have to kill to fill their boots?

This is going to be easy.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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Wouldn't even have to kill them, just make them less sexy. Of course, this is the sexiest person alive, so.


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