[2012-Mar-23] Erectus Nocturnus
Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
Really?ATGGAATAA wrote:There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
Surely if that were the case, someone would have said something by now.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
I haven't thought of this. Could you continue for a few pages?ATGGAATAA wrote:There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
"Sir! The Sarcasmotron is fizzing and emitting sparks!"
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
No, that's the Orgasmatron.
The Sarcasmatron isn't even plugged in.
The Sarcasmatron isn't even plugged in.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
Well of course not. It is the only known example of an actual perpetual motion machine.Lethal Interjection wrote:The Sarcasmatron isn't even plugged in.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus
Gravitational attraction depends on distance in addition to mass, so relocation has an effect, albeit completely inconsequential.ATGGAATAA wrote:There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.