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You are not a giraffe, giraffe's can't type, they can't see the keyboard because it's way down at their hooves

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You could have just answered yes.
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Curses, I didn't account for objects in my calculations!

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At our zoo the giraffe enclosure is much lower than the walkway, so the giraffes are usually head height with the people. Also our zoo has the best view in all of Sydney. It is truly well located.
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Kimra wrote:At our zoo the giraffe enclosure is much lower than the walkway, so the giraffes are usually head height with the people. Also our zoo has the best view in all of Sydney. It is truly well located.
At our zoo the giraffes have had their legs removed for ease of proximity.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
Kimra wrote:At our zoo the giraffe enclosure is much lower than the walkway, so the giraffes are usually head height with the people. Also our zoo has the best view in all of Sydney. It is truly well located.
At our zoo the giraffes have had their legs removed for ease of proximity.
Those are called "snakes".
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I had always expected...
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Four words:

Infinite fructose corn syrup.
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You need to get an entity existing in 4 spatial dimensions to help you out with that one. But it could work.

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I'd buy it!
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The only problem is, what if a 4th spatial dimension creates some kind of intelligence it's impossible to conceive of in 3 dimensions? It would be freeaky is what I'm saying, can you deal with that?

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Bumper sticker that says "but not in a creepy way."

To put next to other people's "I <3 My Honor Student" or "I <3 My Yorkshire Terrier" stickers.
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That reminds me of this meme pic someone posted on facebook. My first thought was, "hey, Woody Allen!"
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