[2012-Jun-09] The Church Hates Sex

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[2012-Jun-09] The Church Hates Sex

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http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2636#comic

It FINALLY makes sense. The church had an over-reaching goal that didn't care about D&D but just excluded it's impact in their method to control the populous!

Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers, I crit against your church and deal you...oh crap, no political stats...

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This was great, really good. I laughed out loud when I saw it.

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They also oppose the crushing of genitals in player manuals.

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Hidden graph joke!!!

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Spinalcold wrote:Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers,
Someone keeps stealing my weighted d20s. Is it you?
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sotic wrote:
Spinalcold wrote:Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers,
Someone keeps stealing my weighted d20s. Is it you?
Nah, sorry, that's me. I keep needing it to outsmart the mafia.

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Regarding the hidden Venn diagram, how exactly does the class of mountain dew and the class of dungeons & dragons contain a common element? They don't.

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People at D&D drink a lot of Mountain Dew.


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Enlong wrote:They also oppose the crushing of genitals in player manuals.
I see someone who's been through the archives. Nice reference.
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walpole wrote:Hidden graph joke!!!
Keyword "hidden". For me at least. Searching for the hidden joke on Google is my punishment for reading the comics through the RSS feed. (Sans red buttons.)

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Post by anus mcgee »

OH I GET IT, THE CHURCH IS BAD LIKE USUAL

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Zach, I wish you would stop rehashing your good old jokes as lame 5,000 panel jokes.
I liked when SMBC was a reliable, funny, witty, one-panel shin-dig that occasionally had side-stuff like Moloch.
Especially bad as of recent is your fascination with all the text in the world.
This joke has been run in the ground before--by you. Remember the "Only Virgins are allowed past this gate" comic? Or the smashing genitals in the D&D book one? This iteration is just lame and long winded.

Come on man, step it up.
Whoopsy! Posty!

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Ooopsy wrote:Zach, I wish you would stop rehashing your good old jokes as lame 5,000 panel jokes.
I liked when SMBC was a reliable, funny, witty, one-panel shin-dig that occasionally had side-stuff like Moloch.
Especially bad as of recent is your fascination with all the text in the world.
This joke has been run in the ground before--by you. Remember the "Only Virgins are allowed past this gate" comic? Or the smashing genitals in the D&D book one? This iteration is just lame and long winded.

Come on man, step it up.
Whoopsy! Posty!

Furthermore, I wish Zach would stop pushing an obvious liberal agenda in his comics. It's just... really lame.

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Actually, there have been cases of people murdering other people following the rules of a RPG. The difference is that the RPG wasn't D&D, but a self-made one. So, there's a nonzero chance that a mental moron will kill someone after having played too much RPGs, though that chance is lower than, say, people killing each other over a game, videogame, or the TV controller.

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When dealing with a mental moron there is always a non-zero chance s/he will kill you. I think it's easier to ban mental morons.

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